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R
e t r o s p e c t I v e
Dr. Gizmo looks back on a decade of advice and wisecracks É and
love for the stuff that makes the world go 'round
By Al Fasoldt
Copyright © 2006 By Al Fasoldt
Revised, with comments at end
The original biography of the doctor, from
a 1998 retrospective (how many does the guy need?)
Advice to the tech-lorn from the mysterious H.H.
Gizmo, PhD.
Dr.
Gizmo's advice column on consumer technology has appeared in the Syracuse
Newspapers for years. Because he values anonymity, the doctor has never
revealed his identity, nor has he ever listed his qualifications. Even his
PhD. is suspect, and some have insisted it refers to what legions of readers
call Gizmo's "phony doctorate."
The only known photo of Dr. Gizmo is of poor quality
(having been taken without benefit of a camera during what the doctor asserts
was a visit to the Sierra Nada a'Lada foothills), but does seem to show a man
who would not know a PhD. if he bit one. But what the doctor does know is
gadgets and gizmos. He once remarked that he was proud to have founded the
science of gizmology, which he defined as the profligate study of alterior
miscreations. No one, not even the doctor, knows quite what that means.
The doctor's super-professionally designed Web pages
(created by R.U. Sariyet, an equally mysterious figure) are hosted by his
associate and sometime partner, Al Fasoldt. If you are looking for Al's Web
pages for information and file downloads, look here. Because the doctor
refuses to indulge the Internet postal system, he relies on Al's sometimes
fallible goodness to collect, disseminate and, sometimes, read his mail.
CATEGORY 1: KINDNESSES
Feb. 18, 2004
I am writing this from Bangalore, India. Through a
Google search, I came to know about you. Please accept my heartiest
congratulations and appreciations for sharing your vast knowledge and being
the our great master and guide of technology (Guru in our Indian term). May
god bless you with all the fruits of life. -- N.G.E., via sancharnet.in
The doctor has many gurus of his own to thank
for many years of guidance, and wishes N.G.E. a happy life, too.
April 21, 2004
You are the only reason
that I buy the Sunday paper!
P.R., via cnyconnect.net
Dec. 20 , 2000
We all depend
on you and you cohort for various items of computer information, and we all
take you for granted, never saying thanks for your help. So I am taking this
opportunity to do just that: Thanks for your help from time to time, not only
thru e-mails but through your newspaper columns and your alter ego's TV and
radio shows. It is amazing to me in this complicated computer age, that here
in Syracuse are there so few people that we novices can turn to for help. I
hope that you and Mrs. Gizmo have a wonderful Christmas. -- B.M., via Dellnet
Dec. 24, 2003
I
accidentally ran into your Web site. Am quite new to the computer. I have
learned more in the past two days from reading your articles than I have
learned in the past two years. Thanks again. -- J.W., via jetstream.net
Nov. 23, 2005
Doc,
many thanks for your helpful and prompt response to my recent question. I am
aware that help is out there somewhere in books and the help menu, but I often
can't explain my question very clearly, let alone understand the answer. You
have a genuine talent for understanding the question and providing a clear
and useful answer. -- E.S., via Dreamscape.
The
doctor knows more questions than he knows answers, but he is always happy to
share what he has learned.
March 30, 2005
I read an article you
wrote back in Oct 2001 about spyware and adware and the like. You coined a
phrase, calling it "scumware." Would you mind if I use in on a new
web site slamming businesses that resort to this garbage? -- Paul (no last
name).
The doctor asks for a
15 percent cut on all profits.
April 30, 2003
Congratulations
on the reaching the Big Six-O, doctor. Having passed the even bigger Eight-O,
I can say, "What's in a number?" I might be 20 years ahead of you,
but I can still play a tune on my two computers, which my doctors (all eight
of them) find encouraging. Please, sir, keep up the good work. You are a role
model. -- W.L., via Northlink.
The
doc received hundreds of messages to help him celebrate his 60th birthday
last week. Many were like W.L.'s, pointing out that the doctor is just a
puppy compared to many of his readers. And some letter writers even asked
about the doc's plans to celebrate his big day with a 60-mile bicycle ride.
Alas, the doctor is still waiting for a combination of weather and a free day
to do that. Be sure to wave if you see the doc passing by on two wheels.
April 13, 2005
Doctor, I have to commend
you on your restraint and demeanor in replying to readers who criticize you
in rude ways. -- M.G., via Road Runner
The rude ones are easy
to deal with. The doc has to keep his eye out for the ones who speak softly
while carrying a big stick.
March 3, 2004
Please keep up the good
work, and thank you for providing me with a refreshing web site. -- R.O.,
alltel.net
The doctor thanks his
reader for offering a different viewpoint. He was beginning to get a complex.
March 9, 2005
Doc, I learned more from
your partner's article on digital photo workflow, Part 1, in less than five
minutes than I have learned in about two years of trying to ferret out info
from other publications. I hope to use your work as a model for mine. Thanks
again. -- W.M., via Bellsouth.net
March 3, 2004
How many of these dumb
requests do you get a day? And
do you always have the answers at your fingertips? -- E.S., via Road Runner.
The doc always has
ready answers and he's always right. And he's only half serious.
Jan. 31 , 2001
Doc, I'm writing to thank you for what has always
been good, thoughtful advice and to let you know that, for all these years,
you have been deeply appreciated by at least one faithful reader. - M.K., via
highway.net
The doctor wishes his
mom would stop writing under a pseudonym.
April 3, 2002
This is a "Thank
You" note for the help that I found on your partner's Web site. I paid
$12.99 to have a 13-minute tape copied in a photo store in my area. What a
joke! I explained what part of the tape I needed and he managed to mess that
up and NOT even get the part that I needed. I have 2 VCR's and just needed to
know how to hook them up so I can tape it myself and the Technofile site
provided me with the method. Thanks Again! -- Diane S.
P.S. I got my $12.99 back
too.
April 6, 2005
Doc, you are invaluable to
people like me who love to use computers but don't understand all the
shortcuts and which programs are the best to use. You're awesome. -- S.D.,
via Road Runner
Feb. 27, 2000
You make a positive difference
in the lives of ordinary folks with your insight and level-headed, and
subjective, and fair advice. I
did not know that Microsoft (arrogant, sloppy, yet ubiquitous?) chose to
leave fax software out of its Windows 98 product when I went to fax an
important document today.
I reinstalled Windows
hoping to find the MS Fax software and messed up my Earthlink connection very
badly -- it took two hours with technical support (they were very patient) to
fix -- all for nothing. Then I went
to the site your buddy Al had mentioned, and got Call Center for free, and it
is very easy to use. I am not a
novice by any means, but I learn something new and useful every week from
you. I would have installed
Linux out of spite, except for your observations about video card
support. I may just buy anyway
because of the OPTION they give me to run whatever operating system I want.
Come to think of it, I will buy it, both to encourage them and to explore
computing outside Windows.
Please keep writing! -- J.S.K. Via Earthlink
March 23, 2005
Doc, I'd never heard of
you, but a three-year-old tip of yours allowed me to move my XP taskbar back
to the bottom of the screen. Thanks. -- Jack, from Ohio.
The doc had never heard
of you either, Jack. But now that the introductions are over, the doctor is
glad he could help.
June 2, 2004
I've been a
long-time fan, and as of today your lifelong pal has become my hero. I just
downloaded Win Patrol, as he recommended, and already I love it -- it's
enabled me to get rid of one start-up program that's been absolutely driving
me crazy. It listed several other programs that are automatically started
when I boot the computer, some of which look legitimate, but I've
"disabled" most of them (rather than "remove" them) and
will wait to see if anyone in the household misses them.
I have
one request: My father-in-law and I would like to know how to correctly
pronounce your buddy's family name, so we can properly discuss his articles.
-- R.M., via alltel.net
The
doctor's family name is, of course, "Gizmo," pronounced the way it
looks. (The doc's first name remains unknown and perhaps unknowable. Even the
doctor refers to himself in the third person, and has never uttered his own
first name.) The doc's ever-constant companion has a name that more or less
rhymes with "fast salt," if the second syllable is pronounced a
little less like "a" and a little more like "o."
(Oddly,
the good doctor seems to have forgotten that his own biography, at the top of
this compilation, shows that he does indeed have a first name. Unless, of
course, that name was just a ruse. -- Al Fasoldt, 2006)
Feb. 12, 2003
Thank you for a great
lesson in electronic photo journalism. I belong to a Catholic Religious
Order, the Passionists, with missions in Peru (Yurimaguas, Tarapoto), staffed
by Spanish-born Passionists, as well by as our Peruvian members. This limits
the amount of English from "on-site".
Your partner's photo essay on Peruvian youngsters,
"Children of the River," will be very helpful for our English
speaking world. I intend to recommend it with a link from our International
web site, PassioChristi. -- A.C., Rome, Italy
The doctor and his indispensable
companion have received many kind letters about the photo essay. It's located
at http://www.technofileonline/essays/amazon.html.
Feb. 12, 2003
I just
wanted to thank you and your buddy for everything. I have only been using a
computer for about 18 months, so am relative newbie. Your "tips and
tricks" have been a godsend. When my daughter, who lives over a hundred
miles away had problems with her computer a couple of weeks ago, I was able
to quote from several of your pages to help her. She's now up-and-running
again and busily perusing your site for herself. Once again, thank you, and
keep up the good work. -- M.F., via Freeserve, United Kingdom
Feb. 13, 2000
I just wanted to say I ran
into your web page on accident, and I've got to say, you seem like you can
really help some of the average people learn to use their computers a little
better. I'm only 18, but I've been using computers forever. They've been in
my life as long as I can remember, and I remember a time that my dad spent
$5,000 on a '386 PC with 640k of everything. Hard drive, memory, whatever. I
don't remember exactly, obviously. But it seems so extreme now. Technology is
changing quickly, and you're giving everybody a hand. I wasn't planning on
staying at your site too long, but I've been here reading for about an hour now.
Thanks. -- G.A. via MediaOne
The doc will get a
complex if he continues to receive such praise. Hate mail is easier to deal
with sometimes. But the doctor and his pal appreciate the remarks. PC prices
have indeed fallen at last. For many years PCs remained at the same price
levels while growing in power and storage capacity, but lately prices have
fallen while power and storage have gone up. That's a good deal for all of
us.
CATEGORY 2: SCAMS
Jan. 1, 2003
Hey it was
great meeting you in Miami last week (you are sooo hot). Here are the sexy
pics of me and my girlfriends that I promised. (Web address deleted.) I hope
you like them. I'll talk to you real soon. You can call me anytime and we'll
hook up :) Goto to now see ya l8. -- Samantha, via MSN
The doctor has been hot and he has been cold,
but he hasn't been to Miami in years. He admits that he's a longtime fan of
the TV show Miami Vice, but the vice in this slice of Miami is nothing more
than an Internet porn scam.
"Samantha"
(surely not the real name of any of the low-life halfwits who do this
pandering) is preying on a tendency in some of us to peer into the private
lives of others. Knowing that the mail was sent to the "wrong"
person, some of us can't resist clicking on the link for the Web address sent
with the "misdirected" letter.
A Web bug (an invisible
tracking file) picked up by your browser tells the porn merchants who you
are, and from that point on your e-mail address is sold from one porn
marketing company to another, forever.
The
doc's advice: Don't fall when you get spam that is an obvious scam -- delete
it and get on with your life.
The
doc's advice: Don't fall into this kind of trap. When you get spam -- and
especially when you get spam that is an obvious scam -- delete it and get on
with your life. Don't click on links sent by spammers.
Dec. 10, 2003
Hi
there! I have a picture online now. I am 22 years old. I have a very out
going personality. I love to meet new people. I am on the varsity
cheerleading squad. If u wanna chat or get to know me, If u really like what
u see, you'll do more than just send me a note. Talk to you soon I hope... :)
Kara
PS, my
friend Veronica is on with me as well. -- "Elaine," via
netscape.com
The
doc doesn't want to know "Elaine," "Kara" or
"Veronica" and wouldn't dare send any of them a note. The scam that
"Elaine" is trying to get the doc to fall for starts with the
confirmation of an e-mail address. By responding to this broadcast message,
the doc would confirm his actual address. Sometimes the scam progresses to
appeals for money or requests for bank account information.
The
doctor warns everyone that "Elaine," "Kara" and
"Veronica" and others of their type never exist. But the scams are
showing no sign of letting up.
Dec. 7, 2005
My name
is Sgt. Mark Edwards. I am an American soldier serving in the military of the
1st Armored Division in Iraq. As you know we are being attacked by insurgents
everyday and car bombs. When we broke into Saddam Hussein's safe room during
his arrest, we discovered some vital documents which he used to deposit some
funds to a security firm. We managed to get in contact with the security firm
and have discussed with them in details on how to claim this funds.
We want
you to help us claim these funds from the security firm as every details of
this transaction will be given to you on confirmation of your understanding.
This is risk free. Don't panic. I will send my ID to you immediately as soon
as i hear from you for proper identification. Also, I regret if this e-mail
surprises you but rather I just need your kindest of assistance.
Sincerely
Yours, Sgt. Mark Edwards, 1st Armored Division, US ARMY -- e-mailed from a
scam address at yahoo.com in Australia.
The
doctor spent a half hour reading about the real Army Staff Sgt. Mark O.
Edwards after he received this scam letter. Sgt. Edwards, of Unicoi, TN, died
at his forward operating base near Tuz, Iraq, on June 9 of this year. He was
part of the Army National Guard's 2nd Squadron, 278th Armored Cavalry
Regiment, of Erwin, TN.
Scams
such as this one demean our soldiers, insult our National Guard and stretch
the limits of the concept of retributive justice. What punishment is
sufficient for the low-life half-wit who created this scam? Perhaps just as
importantly, what should we say to Americans who fall for this assault on our
personal consciences?
The
doctor has pointed out many times in the past, and will continue to do so
many times in the future, that scams like this one aren't e-mailed to
millions of unsuspecting recipients because they don't work; they're sent out
because they DO work. People fall for them. People who are otherwise
intelligent fall for them. Common sense seems to be suspended when scams like
this succeed.
A
longtime reader once berated the doctor for "wasting space" by
publishing scams. The doc respects such opinions. But shining light on fraud
is one way to prevent it, and the doctor hopes he has reached a few more
gullible readers today.
Feb. 4, 2004
I AM
JUNIOR GUEI, THE ONLY SURVIVING SON OF LATE GENERAL ROBERT GUEI, EX-MILITARY
HEAD OF STATE OF IVORY COAST, WHO WAS MURDERED ALONG WITH THE INTERIOR
MINISTER ON THE 19TH OF SEPTEMBER 2002. I CONTACTED YOU BECAUSE OF MY NEED TO
DEAL WITH PERSONS WHOM MY FAMILY AND I HAVE HAD NO PREVIOUS PERSONAL
RELATIONSHIPS.... -- juniorguei@telstra.com
I am
Dr. Gizmo, enemy of scammers. I wish you bad luck. Have a bad day!
August 11, 2004
My name
"Cremating O. Emphasize", and I working at Reasonable-ProgramTools
LLC. You realy is so weighty for all of our company! You spend your dollars
and your time at our firm, and We just want to show you that our organization
have finished upgrade of software listings. We wanna remind You that we are
to call your attention that this time We have more larger 1777 Reasonable
software for at low worth with your individual Client discount on a price.
Truly
yours, Customers Service finance department, "Cremating O.
Emphasize" -- Spoofed address withheld
The
doctor did not make that up. But he wonders if the English language is all
THAT difficult for spammers to master.
Nov. 19, 2003
To:
zone1@nymx02.mgw.rr.com
Dear
Sir,
Due to inflation
and other factors outside of my control, your debts have exceeded $1100.94
and we are pushing for legal action against your person. We will offer you
the opportunity to pay your debt within the next 7 business days. Send us by
e-mail your banking details, an authorization from your bank to withdraw the
above mentioned debt, and your social security number. -- Name and address
withheld.
The
doc knew this letter was a scam because his debts are far greater than
$1100.94. So anyone claiming that the doctor owes only that much surely is
guessing. And he also knew it was a scam because legitimate businesses do not
ask you to send your personal financial data by e-mail.
Nov. 5, 2003
I am Joseph Vaye, the son of late Issac Nuhan Vaye,
deputy minister of public works under President Charles taylor of Liberia....
I am Dr.
Yaya Bello, the Head of the five-man committee set up to receive the
immediate past Liberia President, Charles Taylor, who is currently in assylum
in Nigeria....
I am the
son of the late president of Democratic Republic of Zaire, President Mobutu
Sese Seko....
I am
Mrs. S. Kokou from Ivory Coast. I am a widow being that I lost my husband a
couple of months ago....
My name
is LAWRENCE TAYLOR, the junior brother to Mr. Charles Taylor....
I am Mr
Yomi Coker. I am reaching you on behalf of my colleagues. I wish to solicit
for your mutual cooperation and assistance in the execution of a pending
beneficial project....
I am
MRS. JONIONI TAMBOLO MAKELE, the wife of late TATE MAKELE , a farmer in
ZIMBABWE who was recently murdered....
I am
Dr. Gizmo, son of one difficult-to-impress Gizmo scion and grandson of
another. I would love for the seven of you to meet Jennifer Thommeny of the
New South Wales police department. She announced the arrest of an individual
in Australia accused of scamming hundreds of people in a
"Nigerian"-style fraud case. News reports said officers seized nine
houses in two countries, five cars and several bank accounts.
May 7, 2003
My name is
Nyota and I am a graduate student at (name withheld) university. I am
currently working on my thesis project and invite you to participate in a
short survey. A winner of $100 will be selected from amongst the responders.
-- N.W.
The
doctor is often amazed at what spammers will do to get confirmed e-mail
addresses. He urges caution from everyone who gets this kind of mail.
Strangers who refuse to give their full (or real) name and who got your
address from a spam list should never be trusted. Always trash such mail.
June 15, 2005
Janet
Selvana has sent you an gift certificate for $250 from
www.GiftCertificates.com. www.GiftCertificates.com is all about touching
lives, bridging distances, healing rifts and building bonds. We have a
gallery of gift certificate for almost every occasion of life. Express
yourself to your friends and family by sending gift certificate from our site
with your choice of colors, words and music. -- from an Internet scam letter.
The
doctor has a choice of colors and words. His colors are black and blue, which
reminds the doctor of the strain he suffers from weeding out scams from
normal mail, and his words to such scam artists are simple: "Get
lost."
June 15, 2005
Janet
Kera has sent you an gift certificate for $200 from www.GiftCertificates.com.
www.GiftCertificates.com is all about touching lives, bridging distances,
healing rifts and building bonds. We have a gallery of gift certificate for
almost every occasion of life. Express yourself to your friends and family by
sending gift certificate from our site with your choice of colors, words and
music. -- from another Internet scam letter.
The
doctor wishes one Janet would get to know the other. Maybe they could touch
each other's lives and heal each other's rifts.
Of
course, the doc knows that these are not real people. And they are not
sending gift certificates. They're harvesting confirmed e-mail addresses,
which they get every time the recipient of such a phony "gift"
offer clicks the return link in the letter.
Aug. 10, 2005
What if You
Knew with Crystal Clarity your Life Purpose? I'd like to invite you to
participate in a fr*ee teleclass (that's a class conducted by telephone
conferencing). The subject: "The 6 Passages to a Life On Purpose."
-- admin@lifeonpurpose.com.
A
FR*EE teleclass! Oh, the doctor is overjoyed! He'd L*OVE to join in, except
that he'll be b*usy eradicating this sort of spam from his comp*uter and
can't find ti*me to have all that f*un.
June 30, 2004
With warm
hearts I offer my friendship, and my greetings, and I hope this letter meets
you in good time. However, I am sincerely seeking your confidence in this
transaction, which I propose with my free mind and as a person of
integrity.... -- M. Y., via netscape.net.
With
a warm heart and an eager mind, the doctor offers the long arm of the law.
The more a scammer professes his integrity, the more the doctor reaches for
his aspirin.
June 22, 2005
It's my great
pleasure to contact you! We learned from Internet you are interested in
tents. We have been in this line of business for many years. We wish to
establish friendly business relations with you and share the mutual benefits.
We are
able to supply a wide variety of tents. We would be interested in receiving
more information about your enquiry so that we will be able to submit an
offer that is suitable. For example, what is the height of the tent? Are you
interested in windows? Awaiting your favorable responds, Richard Zheng,
Qyield (Xiamen) Camping Products Co., Ltd., Huaguang Rd. Huli, Xiamen, China.
The
doctor is indeed interested in Windows, but he can't imagine why Qyield
Camping Products thinks he wants to buy a tent.
July 16, 2003
Hi how are
you? I saw your profile on the Internet. I am new to the area and am looking
for someone to show me around. If you're interested in hanging out with a
cool girl of the age 23, then send me an email at (address deleted) and we
can chat on instant messenger. -- No name, no discernable return address
The
doc is fine, thanks. He doesn't have a chat profile on the Internet and
despises the jerks who pretend to be 23-year-old women just to steal
identities and to plant spyware via chat programs. (They are just as
dangerous as e-mail programs.)
Earth
to spammers: Get a life!
Sept. 14, 2005
My name
is (name withheld).I am the credit manager in a bank here in the United
Kingdom. I am contacting you regarding a business transfer, of a huge sum of
money from a deceased account.... -- e-mail address withheld.
My name
is Dr. Gizmo, and I am the bunkum manager of a newspaper column here in the
United States. The doctor wishes you a long life ... behind bars.
Feb. 25, 2004
I just
got another e-mailed offer to get a "university diploma" without
all those annoying classes, tests, tuition fees and books. The last one of
these was offered by what the e-mail message called a "prestigious
Unaccredited University'" but this one makes no such pretext. How can a
"university" be both prestigious and unaccredited?
And to
think I spent four years of my life getting my diploma the hard way! What was
I thinking? I even wrote my own term papers!
I'm a
little suspicious that there's more to this one, though. The paragraph at the
bottom of the e-mail, after the pitch, had six lines of seemingly randomly
chosen words strung together. Because I use a Linux PC, not one of those
"Please Kick Me" Windows computers, I wasn't worried. But I wonder
what might be hiding down there? -- T.J., via Dreamscape.
The
doc gets letters of that sort every day. Prestigious unaccredited
universities exist only in Spamville. Garbled text is a popular technique
used by spammers trying to confuse Bayesian spam filters such as the one used
in Mail, the e-mail program on modern Macintoshes. The inventor of the
Bayesian technique admitted recently that common words, especially if they
relate to jobs and careers, might fool the filter into accepting the message
it was examining as a legitimate e-mail.
The
fight against spam will continue despite such subterfuges. The doctor reminds
everyone that clicking on any link in a spam e-mail guarantees that you will
get more spam. Do not read spam messages past the point of recognizing them.
Trash them. Be sure to use of antispam software whenever it is available.
March 24, 2004
Hi. We
have a date set for later on. I hope you can join me. It should be fun. I
can't wait to meet you. Talk soon. -- Blind-Date Fantasy, via Hotmail
The
doctor can't wait either. But he's waiting for effective spam laws. The one
passed in the U.S. Congress late last year has been a dud.
June 16, 2004
Become a
legally ordained minister within 48 hours! As a minister, you will be
authorized to perform the rites and ceremonies of the church! Perform
Weddings, Funerals, and Perform Baptisms Forgiveness of Sins and Visit
Correctional Facilities. Want to open a church? Check out Ministry in a Box.
Click here to find out how. -- "cadid@snowdonia.net"
The
doctor and his wife enjoy the spiritual companionship of ministers who were
ordained the old-fashioned way. Somehow the new way doesn't seem very
inviting.
March 10, 2004
Allow us
to evaluate the compatibility of your website with Google's search engine.
Our consultation services are now on sale, from $145 down to $95. -- Terry
Patel, director of Algorithm Review Dept., Cyberdifferencecorp.
The
doc was once a semiconductor,
but the symphony left town before he could get his algorithms working.
Pitches like this one fit best in the trash bin.
Jan. 7, 2004
I don't
want to hurt the doctor's feelings, but please tell him that he is wasting
valuable column space printing those spam emails he receives. He has so much
to offer and his readers have so much to learn. He is just fueling those
idiots who send those emails. They don't deserve the satisfaction of seeing
their letters in print. -- J.U., via Road Runner
The doc's feelings are
safe.
Nov. 26, 2003
I enjoy your
articles, but I'll admit I was getting annoyed seeing the letters you printed
that included the scam e-mails we all get from time to time. Then I saw an
article in the Daytona, Fla. newspaper about an Ormond Beach man who lost his
retirement savings when he fell for just such a scam. I thought people would
be wise to this by now, but incredibly they aren't. Keep up the fight. --
W.K., Fulton
CATEGORY 3: HARD TO
BELIEVE
July 30, 2003
I AXEDENTLY
DELETED ALL MY BROTHERS FILES. IM SO SAD HES UPSTAIRS CRYING.I DONT
UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU MEAN BY "RIGHT CLICK ON THE ITEM" I CANT
BECAUSE ITS HIDING!!!!!!!!!I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO RESTORE IT. PLEASE HELP
ME.I'VE TRIED EVERYTHING. -- N., via AOL
Files
deleted from Windows or from a Mac should be in the Recycle Bin (in Windows)
or the Trash (on a Mac). Double click on the Recycle Bin or trash can. When
the window opens, hold down the Ctrl key and press the A key. (On a Mac, hold
down the Cmd key and press the A key.)
In
Windows, click the File menu at the top of the Recycle Bin window and click
"Restore." On a Mac, drag all the items out of the window and onto
the desktop to keep them from being trashed. (If there are a lot of items,
create a new folder on the desktop first, then drag them to it.)
Then
tell your brother you love him.
August 6, 2003
I was
speaking over the phone to a gentleman who supposedly was very knowledgeable
about burned CDs. He had mentioned that CDs that are burned on home computers
only sample one tenth of the original source material, and therefore the
final home-burned CD contains only a slight amount of information, as opposed
to a professionally produced CD.
He also
went on to proclaim that there is a new generation of CD burners that will
only sample one hundredth of the information. These two statements seem a bit
off the wall, especially the last one. Can you verify whether these
statements are true or false? -- M.W., Tonawanda
The
doctor often wonders where some people get their information. The claims M.W.
asks about are nonsense. There's nothing even remotely accurate about them.
April 9, 2003
Will you
please send me the software for Windows 98 that has the spider solitaire
game. My computer will not let me down load any programs, because there is a
warning that comes up about viruses. I would rather send you a check by mail.
And I would like to be sure the game is virus free. Thank you. -- E.G., via
gwi.net
The
doctor does not sell software. Microsoft's authorized dealers sell Windows
software.
Oct. 24, 1999
I must tell
you that my husband is converting a screened room into a three-season room by
using sliding glass doors and windows including two custom-made trapezoid
windows. So when my husband saw the headline of your buddy's Oct. 10th Stars
Magazine column, "Part 1: Reinstalling Windows? Begin with vital
backup," he eagerly started reading. The first sentence stopped him
cold: "You should reinstall Windows every six to 12 months." He
figured if he can get those windows installed once he'll be doing just fine.
-- M.S., Mexico
The
good doctor does not recommend reinstalling wooden, aluminum, steel or
combination windows every six to 12 months. That would be a bit too often. He
does, however, suggest that they be washed now and then. A weak solution of
water and ammonia with a few drops per quart of dishwashing liquid works fine
for the cleaning chores. Or you can buy a commercial cleaner.
(And,
no, the doc did not make this letter up. The writer went on to say that she
had just signed up for a basic computing class for senior citizens. The
teachers? National Honor Society students at the local high school.)
Dec. 31, 2003
YOU
LIED! Here is what you said: "iHate Spam still the best for blocking
spam in Windows; Apple Mail does well on OS X."
LIARS
who make these statements need to be sued for fraud. Hopefully a trafficking
device for every click on this site will result in a $11,000 per day fine for
folks like you and ALL others who WRONGFULLY, DECEITFULLY and DELIBERATELY
misuses the word "Free" to hawk your wares. --
undisclosed@coastalnow.net
The
doctor loves getting letters like this. They prove that those of us who are
rational owe a debt to our Creator for our good fortune.
As
for the quotation attributed to the doc, it was actually written by the good
periphysician's altered ego, for whom the doctor, as close as he might be to
the gentleman in question, cannot be held responsible.
May 29, 2002
Our
company is proud to introduce our patented one-size-fits-all shock protector
for remote controls. -- N.P., via Sedi SRL, Italy.
Thank
you.
Dec. 18. 2002
Hai, can
u send any information about why we need software testing for all types
system dovelopment (business applications or embedded systems or real time
systems) and what are the major problems in these software development. --
S.K., via Yahoo
The
doctor is always happy to offer pointers, but he does not do homework for
students.
Dec. 12, 2001
Would the 2000 Dodge Quad
Cab be a good buy? -- W.M.L.
Only if could run both
Windows and Linux.
Oct. 15, 2003
My dad
and I are curious about Apple computers. How long as Apple been in business?
Why did the company choose such a silly name? I'm doing a project for school.
-- A.S., via Road Runner
The
doc refuses to do homework for students. But he's happy to explain that Apple
has been around longer than nearly every other company in the computer
business (please look up the exact number of years) and that the founders of
Apple (please look up their names yourself) liked the friendly sound of the
name they came up with. A British company even introduced a computer named
for another fruit that started with "A" (please look ... you get
the point).
June 2, 2004
Integrity simple
means not violating one's own identity. I know of no method to secure the
repeal of bad or obnoxious laws so effective as their strict execution. As a
general truth, it is safe to say that any picture that produces a moral
impression is a bad picture. You have enjoyed Via.Gra and wish for a longer
effect? CIA.Lis can make it happen. Enjoy It! Lunch kills half of Paris,
supper the other half. There is no living with thee, nor without thee. out
The world is sad enough without your woe. -- (e-mail address withheld)
The
doctor recently received this spam (quoted verbatim, punctuation oddities
included). His first reaction was to wonder what the spammer was thinking
off. His second reaction was to rejoice. The doc is indeed fortunate to be
sane in a world populated by loonies.
June 9, 2004
How do I go
about starting a Web site for people like me that got burned by their tenant?
You see, my tenant cost me $21,000 to repair what he did to the town house
that I rent out. He totally trashed it and I wanted to start a site for
people like me and put his name on a list of people NOT to rent to. If I
sound bitter, it's because I am. -- R., via MSN.
The
doctor has only one piece of advice: Don't do it. You'll only get yourself in
legal trouble. The laws of libel and slander apply to material published on
the Web just as they apply to anything published in a book or newspaper.
Tell
anyone to forgive, forget and move on seems like a hard thing to do, but it's
the right thing to do. Take legal action against the renter to recover your
loss, but don't create a public accounting.
June 20, 2001
The analysis
seems correct and they are obviously able to explain the independence of
dissolution rate from dislocation density. However, their expression for the
emission rate of step waves neglect the fact, that near a dislocation core
microscopic effects will dominate. But it can be accepted as zeroth order
approximation. -- P.C., via Cornell
The
doctor agrees heartily.
March 17, 2004
Kind
firm, I would ask to could be contacted the number suitable bottom, in I as
would desire require, the virile connectors and female used for connect the
connectors of the sensors of pressure, I for motors upset [diesel], of the
the followings different houses: PSA, Volkswagen, Fiat, Japan. Sure of a your
answer, I gather the occasion for hand the my More separate Salutes. -- C.G.,
via dipasport.com
The doctor did not
change a word of the preceding letter. He's still trying to figure out what
it says.
Dec. 29, 2004
I am
working on a project and I am trying to figure out who invented the
re-recordable/erasable CD. Do you happen to know this or know where I might
figure this out? -- M.P., via lazyjranch.net.
The
doctor does not do homework assignments. Homework has at least three salient
purposes: It rewards effort, it enriches the mind and it provides a
foundation for the real work of life itself. The doctor has never given up
study and does his homework the old-fashioned way. He encourages students to
do the same.
Dec. 29, 2004
Who is the Russian
nuclear scientist who holds the patent and invented the rerecordable and
reusable CD? Please send response to (name withheld). -- A reader, via
hotmail.com.
The
doc will do no such thing.
CATEGORY 4: NASTIES
Sept. 19, 2001
What are
you a Ralph Nader wannabe? LOL. Microsoft has done a million items more good
for computing than bad. Face it, you dimwit. -- "Joe Doofuss" via
Yahoo
LOL
to you, too, "Joe," especially for having the courage to put your
own name on your letter. (For those who still believe English is a language
of intelligent thought, "LOL" means "laughing out loud"
to those who don't.)
Jan. 5, 2005
You're
rude and asinine. You give bad advice in a public setting, and when that
happens you've got to expect someone to speak up. And when I need thoughtful
advice, I WON'T call Dr. Gizmo. -- A reader.
The
doc wishes his reader a Happy New Year.
Jan. 12, 2005
After
looking at your site it sure looks like god gave you **** for brains. -- D.S.,
via Yahoo.
The
doctor believes the Man Upstairs (whom the doctor would prefer to have a
capitalized name) dispenses brainpower in His own fashion, as D.S.
demonstrates.
Sept. 1, 2004
Doctor, you
really don't know (expletive deleted) about what's happening out there. Until
you know what's going on and have more than a half (expletive deleted) clue
for suggestions i would have to say keep you mouth shut and think about the
end result of you suggestions if they are even possible to begin with. -- From
an anonymous letter.
The
doctor appreciates the advice, but he would much rather hear from readers who
are willing to put their names on the mail they send. Standing up for
something is not all that difficult, especially if you are standing up for
your own opinion
Jan. 8, 2003
Just a note to let you
know that your buddy will now serve 5 percent of users and not the other 95
percent. I will have to find another place to get my info. I hope he and his
Mac will be happy together. -- M.C., via Road Runner
Jan. 8, 2003
Could
you and your worthless pal babble on any more than you already do? Why does
anyone have to read three pages of useless (expletive deleted) to get to the
point! -- (Expletive deleted), via AOL
The
doctor is reminded now and then that education is a terrible thing to waste.
June 21, 2000
Al Fasodldt
needs to rename his column "Al Dolt on Computers". His Sunday May 7
column, "Internet Explorer and Outlook Express are Double Dangers,"
showed extreme lack of knowledge of e-mail systems and the recent viruses....
-- D.J., via usiway.net.
The
doctor's pal passed this along in hopes that the mild manners of the healing
electro-physician would soothe things a bit, since Al felt more than a little
annoyed at the suggestion that he lacked a certain, shall we say,
intelligence. And the good doctor doesn't mind speaking out in defense of his
rambunctious associate now and then. After all, even journalists might be
right some of the time.
But
to save the sensibilities of the fair reader, the doctor will limit his
comments to a reflection on the state of education in American society.
Spelling, he believes, is a good thing. A very good thing. One not to be
wasted. It needs to be supported more vigorously in the schools.
2006
comment: How can you write a letter to someone whose name is printed in the
newspaper and not spell it right?
March 3, 2004
After
reading one of your articles all I can do is laugh. You obviously have no
clue as to what you're discussing in your articles, and you're trying to
offer people advice that could possibly cause more problems than help them.
Good Lord do some research and learn about computers! -- M.McK, via
digitalpassage.com.
The
doctor thanks his reader for taking the time to write.
Aug. 14, 2002
I found your
page as a search result for hopefully removing any sign of Comet Cursor and
your link led me right into a porno page and pop-ups. You are lowlife scum.
-- J.L., via holmandallas.com.
The
doc was not a low-life scum the last time he checked.
Aug. 24, 2005
I find
you incompetent and unworthy of the space your column uses. -- P.R.D., via
Bluefrog.com.
March 3, 2004
Hearing that
you have 21 years of articles out there makes me cringe. Do you mean to say
that you've been dispelling this bad, ignorant advice for 21 years? Opinions
are opinions; they're not necessarily correct. I think you have to get over
your massive ego in order to understand that. -- T.K., via tomchu.com.
The doctor thanks his
reader for taking the time to write.
Sept. 19, 2001
It must
be nice that you have nothing else to do but play with your computer all day
sending useless e-mail. You should go to work for the rest of the cronies in
Washington. -- George E. via AOL.
The
doctor loves letters from people who have such a sense of humor. And all
because the doc dares to say what he thinks about Microsoft. Last time the
doc checked the Constitution, it was still OK to speak your mind
June 23, 2004
I can't
believe someone who proclaims themselves to know something about computers
can be as ignorant as you. I look forward to your reply just so I can get
another good laugh at how ignorant some people are. -- Chase, via charter.net
The
doctor is happy to live in a free society.
July 13, 2005
I know
you are a Mac bigot, doc. Those of us in the blind or visually impaired have
no choice but to use Windows as Macs have not caught up with Windows to allow
screen reader programs and keyboard commands. -- J.C., via Juno.
The
doc isn't a Mac bigot. That honor belongs to his partner. But the doctor
notes that his partner's Mac reads any text aloud at the press of a key, and allows
keyboard navigation for all functions. J.C. may be thinking of the old
Macintosh computers no longer made by Apple.
May 8, 2002
I try to
eschew anger, but your buddy's column in Stars this week concerning the Klez
worm really warmed me up.
I got
clobbered by this worm. I neither opened the file nor previewed it. I deleted
it as part of a batch of ads, spam and other items that didn't interest me,
so it's especially galling to be called "foolish" in print for
opening a message I hadn't.
It took
Road Runner 48 hours -- two days -- to send me a warning about Klez. The
delay was inexcusable, however innocent they were of the original attack, and
was caused by arrogance, laziness, disregard for subscribers or a combination
of all three.
This
isn't about blame, though. What got me upset was your associate's shameless
huckstering on behalf of Road Runner. Your employer is a major shareholder in
Road Runner, and your column was obviously intended to deflect fault from
them.
I
realize this is Syracuse, and standards are lower, but didn't your pal feel a
TWINGE of shame writing this swill?
There
are boxers who fight with the name of a Web site on their backs. These guys
are one up on your friend in this respect: They're only renting their backs,
while your buddy sold his behind. Of course, this is just one man's opinion.
-- J.S., via Road Runner
The
doc asked his toadying pal for a response, but Al Fasoldt was too busy
huckstering. The doctor thanks J.S. for taking the time to write, and hopes
his correspondent gets everything he deserves.
Feb. 14, 2001
I
thought your articles would help me. Unfortunately, your instructions are
totally incomprehensive to me. Your computer bafflegab is just as bad as what
I get from Windows 98!
I don't
have to go through all this pain. It is just not worth it. I am going to read
the bird column from now on. -- F.G., via Dreamscape
The
doctor likes the bird column, too.
March 30, 2005
You're a
jerk. -- J.C.
The
doc played a soda jerk in a school play once, but has otherwise remained on
the sidelines of jerkdom.
Feb. 12, 2003
I am
thoroughly disappointed by your arrogant and obnoxious attitude. -- J.B.
The
doctor will try harder.
April 3, 2002
You
don't know what you are talking about. -- Marco de Vos
And
all the time the doctor thought he was a magnet for praise.
April 20, 2005
If you are
going to write about computers, you need to have experience in computers. And
more than a day at the office or that free "learn to use computers
class" at your local job center or unemployment office. At least the 14
years I have.
Don't
comment or talk about stuff you don't know. When is the last time you wrote
your own code? I'd buy a computer from a PC shop before I would buy one from
a journalist or a grocery store. -- N.P., via Earthlink
The
doctor has spent more than a day at the office with computers, and, as a
computer programmer himself, can easily write his own code. But he's
convinced that N.P. did not mean to come across with such a frosty attitude.
He wishes his reader a good day.
May 11, 2005
You need
to get a life and stop judging people. -- K.M., via Road Runner of southern
California.
The
doc loves the life he has already, but he always appreciates letters from
readers.
April 10, 2002
You seem to have the
impression that building a color television system from scratch was real easy
and that we stupid jerks that did it should be submerged in infamy for having
had the nerve to try! What's been supporting your pay check recently? --
R.C.W., via AOL
The doctor does not
make these things up, nor has he any idea what R.C.W. is trying to say.
Volunteers who think they can decipher the meaning should send the doc a
note.
CATEGORY 5: WINDOWS
BASHING
Jan. 10 , 2001
It is
apparent you are not a big fan of Microsoft. Sometimes it seems that you use your time in
opinion and Microsoft bashing. We would
continue to learn more if you stuck to the facts and cut back on
the opinion that takes up a lot
of your columns space. appreciate what you do, I have got several good things from your efforts. -- A.R.,
via Road Runner
The
doctor pleads guilty. Microsoft, as you surely know, does not. This puts the doctor at a
disadvantage, and the cure for this dilemma is not silence.
Silencing
the doctor or encouraging him to stick to what some view as the "facts" is
pointless. The doctor will continue to say what he believes is important.
Jan. 16, 2000
I would
have given up trying to work with and understand my computer long ago without
having you there to answer every one of my questions (ranging from dumb to
very dumb) in a prompt, clear, and understandable way. I am a faithful fan both of your
radio and TV show and learn something new every time I tune in. Thanks for all you help in the past
as well as in the future. And
thanks for being open-minded enough to remind people that one of the main
reasons the Windows operating system remains an inferior product is because
there are people out there who have totally settled for using it as is. --
J.R. via Road Runner
The
doc would love to see a better Windows. In fact, Microsoft is finally
improving Windows in some serious ways -- although the next consumer version
of Windows, called Windows Millenium, apparently won't be much better than
Windows 98 -- and Microsoft is finally listening to its critics. One reason
Linux is so much stronger than Windows -- and so crash-proof, too -- is the
enthusiasm that Linux programmers have for the open-source system, which
almost guarantees that programs will be fixed if bugs are found.
CATEGORY 6: WINDOWS VS.
MACS
Jan. 14, 2004
Doctor,
I know you and your buddy are big fans of the new Mac operating system, but
please keep some Windows articles coming now and then. -- T.H., via Road
Runner
The
doc once chatted with one of Norman Mailer's former wives in Provincetown and
was reminded that Mailer felt compelled to write about executions, but surely
never wanted to experience his subject firsthand. Likewise, the good doctor
remains compelled by circumstances and a certain desire for completeness to
write about Windows now and then, too.
Jan. 28, 2004
I just
wanted to let you know that I am disappointed over your recent trend of
allocating more columns (at least in my view) to Macs rather than PCs. I am
not trying to bash Macs -- they are wonderful machines and you are certainly
accurate with your comments about security holes, weak operating systems, and
the other glaring problems with PCs.
My
disappointment instead stems from the fact that even with all the other
columnists and pundits that talk about PCs and are available via the
internet, I continue to look to you and your buddy as the authoritative
voices on PCs. My non-techie wife even enjoys your pal's writings on digital
photography and photo handling for PCs. I implore you to revert to your
previous level of PC columns, primarily because you're the best! -- D.Z., via
springnet1.com
The
doc is honored by the praise but would like to point out a fallacy. Let us
suppose your medical doctor started telling you to stop smoking.
"But,"
you point out, "you've been my doctor for 18 years and you never said a
word about smoking! How dare you suddenly switch to this sort of campaign at
a time when I don't need any more stress!"
When
your doctor points out why stopping smoking makes sense, what do you say in
return? The good periphysician hopes it is not like the following:
"But,
doc, ALL of the guys I play poker with at the club's weekly smokers are the
same as me. They all smoke. And all the people who gather outside for our
smoke breaks at work are smokers, too. You mean to tell me that with all of
these smokers worldwide -- heck, the percentage must be huge! -- that you are
going to stop chatting about which cigarette is smoother like you used to do
and talk instead about these dumb HEALTH issues?"
March 17, 2004
Now be
honest with me, Dr. Gizmo, does Apple pay you in some way to spread
propaganda about Macs? -- J.K., via hotmail.com
The
doctor is handsomely recompensed by the two non-viral alternatives to
Microsoft, Apple Computer Inc. and Linux Co. Inc.
Checks
arrive nearly every day. Steve Jobs and Linus Torvalds send instructions on
what to say, what to wear and what to do.
March 17, 2004
I have a
few good tips for you: 1. Get a BRAIN! 2. Use the BRAIN! 3. Learn about
computers. 4. Deflate your ego! -- melems, via sbcglobal.net
The
doctor is too busy cashing checks to do this.
March 31, 2004
The
reason so many people don't like Macs is because it doesn't run all the games
that us Windows users like. Its also too pretty and girly for us. -- S.L.,
via yahoo.
Modern
Macs just don't have the appeal of Windows. Even virus writers agree.
Feb. 4, 2004
Since 95
percent of all users use Windows, why do you and your buddy spend so much
time writing about Macs? -- D.G., via Earthlink.
The
world of personal computing is not well served when one company owns most of
the market, as the recent flood of Windows viruses has shown. Straight talk
about the problems of Windows is no less important than honesty about other
problems of modern life.
CATEGORY 6: WINDOWS
Feb. 4, 2000
Doc,
what can anyone do when Windows puts the Internet Explorer window totally off
the screen? You cannot access the title bar or the menu dropdowns. Since you
cannot access the title bar (when it is not maximized), you cannot arrange it
"exactly how you want it," as you wrote recently. -- M., via
starpower.net
The
doctor is happy to share a Windows trick with you. You can move any window
back on screen easily, as long as you can click on that window's button on
the taskbar. Click your right right mouse button on the window's entry in the
taskbar and choose "Move." Press the left or right arrow key repeatedly
until the window comes back on screen. You might also have to press the up
arrow key if the window is off the bottom of the screen.
Jan. 3 , 2001
How do I
get my Taskbar back on the bottom of my Windows screen? Somehow it is on top
of my screen. What did I do wrong? -- F.W., via Roadrunner
You
didn't do anything wrong. The doctor believes all toolbars and menubars that
are moveable should show a "handle" that you can click on, but the
Taskbar does not. It gives you no clue that it's something you can grab onto
and move.
To
move the Taskbar (whether to move it back to the bottom or to move it to any
other edge of the screen), click your left mouse button on the a blank area
of the Taskbar. While holding the button down, drag the Taskbar to the left
or right. If you see an outline of the Taskbar moving on the screen, you're
doing this right. Drag it to the bottom or to the location you want and let
go.
Dec. 10, 2003
No
lectures about how some computers behave better than others, please. Just
tell me how I can get my Dell Windows computer to run in Safe Mode. That's
what I'm supposed to do but I don't know how to do it. -- R., via juno.com
Safe
Mode is a special emergency boot-up procedure in which all extra functions of
Windows are turned off. It might be the only way to get a misbehaving
computer to boot up into Windows. Some users boot up into Safe Mode to do
such operations as disk fixing and defragging, too.
To
force Windows into Safe Mode, reboot the computer (or simply turn it on if
it's already off), then repeatedly press F8 as soon as the computer comes to
life. It will eventually display a simple menu from which you can choose Safe
Mode.
The
doc urges caution for those who use Safe Mode: It is for emergencies only.
Reboot into the normal Windows operation when you are finished with the
emergency fixes.
Nov. 7, 1999
Come on now,
you don't really mean to suggest that one should have to reinstall Windows every
12 months and have to go through all that mess. Is Windows so bad that this
operation is really necessary? And that bit about installing a second hard
drive -- are you kidding? For most of us
"novices" out
here we have all we can do to just do the routine things. If what you imply
about the stability of Windows, with the millions of
computers out there with
the Windows operating system installed, we are going to be in for a lot of
trouble if we don't do the reinstalling bit.
Wow!!! I know you are not a
Windows fan but this is too much. -- B.M. Via AOL
The
doc worries about good folks who write letters such as this one. Blaming the
messenger is not a good idea, and the doc wants to live a long life. Don't
shoot at the doc when you should be aiming farther west.
Microsoft
made Windows, not the good doctor, and that means Microsoft, not the elfin
Gizmo, is responsible for the flaws in Windows. The fact
that Windows crashes
far more than it should is obvious to Microsoft as well as to most Windows users.
If there were a fix that did not require
reinstalling Windows,
Microsoft would be the first to tell the world of it.
As
for whether we are in for a lot of trouble if we don't reinstall Windows, the
point's already been made. We've already suffered the trouble. The problems
of Windows are legion, and the costs of these problems probably can't be
totaled up.
Nov. 5, 2003
I just read
your buddy's item about leaving Windows for BeOS, Linux and the Mac. As one
who has used Windows a lot and Linux a bit, I can sympathize with
him—and with you, doc, for putting up with this.
But your
buddy has a problem. He'd be justified if he were simply a private citizen.
However, his stock in trade is giving computer advice to all, particularly
those with low computer skills. This says to me that your pal is going to
have to grit his teeth and keep using Windows, no matter what its flaws, over
the years. After all, it's what his audience is putting up with.—T.S.,
Baltimore, MD
The
doctor has already chided his alter ego for giving a scare to Windows users,
and his lifelong companion is suitably chastised. But the doc and his friend
are not giving up their stock in trade. After all, a doctor doesn't have to
swallow arsenic to give advice on whether it is poisonous, nor should he need
to inject heroin into his veins to treat his patients for an overdose.
Nov 6, 2002
At work
I have Microsoft Internet Explorer 6.0 as my web browser. When I click on a
link, the window is small, about 1" x 1" roughly. I have to click
on the maximize button to bring it up. This is consistent and does it every
time. I've searched Help for this with no luck. -- G.M., via
immediatemailing.com.
The
doc has reported this as a bug in Windows, without a response from Microsoft.
Windows that are too small need to be resized by dragging the windows larger
or smaller, then closed when they are the new size. When they are reopened,
they should remember the changed size and appear properly.
What
G.M. tried didn't work because Windows does not remember the size of
maximized windows -- after all, the doc supposes, the designers of Windows
probably figured there was no need to remember them because they're, well,
maximum size. But this oversight means that "fixing" a window that
is too small by maximizing it doesn't force it to open at the larger size
next time
Feb. 7, 2001
You helped me before, and
now I have a new problem. Friends of ours are running Windows 98, they have a
problem with the baby-sitters getting on their computer when they are gone.
Recently they got on and messed up the computer. Is there any way to set it
up so that when you first turn on the computer, as it starts in DOS to prompt
a password? -- N.B., via Road Runner
The
doctor understands situations like this. You let someone into your house for
four or five hours and they do all sorts of things they shouldn't do.
But the solution in our technological age is no different
from the solution 50 years ago: You start hiring babysitters you can trust
and stop hiring ones you can't trust. Babysitters that can't be trusted with
the computer can't be trusted with the children, either.
Yes,
the doctor knows of ways to put a real password into the computer so
unauthorized people can't use it. Most current PCs allow the owner to insert
a password into the startup sequence. This is called a BIOS password.
BIOS
passwords are totally effective at keeping someone who does not know the
password out of the computer. The doc needs to apply some emphasis: BIOS
passwords REALLY do keep you from using the computer if you don't know the
password -- or if you have forgotten your own password. BIOS passwords are
unforgiving.
The
BIOS is accessed at bootup before Windows gets going You'll see a brief
notice on the screen telling you which keys to press to force the PC to halt
while you change the BIOS settings.
June 15, 2005
Is there
a simple or not too difficult way to reclaim or recycle resources while using
Windows ME (barring reboot)? -- E.G., via Road Runner
The
doctor wishes Microsoft had fashioned a version of Windows suitable for the
new millennium when it created Windows Me, short for "Windows
Millennium." But it did not. Windows Me is based on Windows 98 and has
all the same memory problems. "Resources" are tiny areas of memory.
When they run low, Windows crashes.
Microsoft
had wanted to design Windows 95, 98 and Me so that resources would be
reclaimed when programs exit, but it failed to do this. Just as the doc has
to shoo the cat out the door every morning whether the cat wants to go or
not, Windows 95, 98 and Me users have to reboot the PC now and then to
reclaim these tiny areas of memory whether the computer wants to reboot or
not. The doc suggests rebooting before doing anything important.
April 3, 2002
What is the proper method
of loading Windows 98 so that
all the components work well? -- A.K., via rediffmail, India
The doctor would rather
be asked for the correct way to end the Arab-Israeli conflict. There is no
way to install Windows 98 so that all components work well. If that had been
possible, Microsoft would not have developed Windows XP.
The doc is sometimes
accused of Microsoft bashing, but if Microsoft is not held accountable for
producing such an unstable operating system we should all hang our heads in
shame. Microsoft has already been judged guilty of a criminal monopoly, which
is surely bad enough. But in fact that monopoly kept Microsoft from
developing a worthy version of Windows for years, and we are all the poorer
for it.
April 10, 2002
Why
don't companies such as Dell or Compaq make a more innovative computer? --
R.G., via AOL
The
Windows PC business is a monopoly, as everyone should know by now. The doc
finds Microsoft's license requirement for companies that want to sell Windows
PCs truly brazen. Until the federal court intervened, Microsoft reserved the
right to sue any PC company that sold any computers that had a second
operating system installed along with Windows, and it even charged PC
manufacturers a Windows license even if Windows was not installed.
Innovation
under such circumstances is difficult to imagine. The doc spotted a Dell
computer that was totally black, monitor and all, the other day. If that's
innovation, the doc will eat his hat.
April 13, 2005
Doctor,
several years ago you explained how to snap the Windows taskbar back into its
rightful place at the bottom of the desktop screen. This worked for me under
Windows 98, but now I have Windows 2000. The taskbar is now vertically on the
right, and I want to return it to the bottom.
According
to the article, there were two steps:
1. Click
on any empty place in the taskbar and drag it up and to the right.
2. Next
drag it towards the bottom, and the taskbar will snap into its
rightful place.
This
doesn't work for me now. -- G.P., via Road Runner.
The
doctor used Windows 2000 for years before switching to Apple's OS X operating
system. As far as the doctor is aware, the taskbar operates the same way on
Windows 2000 as it does on Windows 98.
In
Windows XP, however, Microsoft added a way to lock the taskbar, so the doc
wonders if a recent upgrade to Windows 2000 added the XP locking function to
the taskbar.
If
so, the doc recommends right clicking on a blank area of the taskbar and
unchecking "Lock the Taskbar" if that option is present. If this
function is not present, the taskbar should move with a simple drag.
In
his previous article, the doc mentioned dragging the taskbar up and to the
right to emphasize the need to get the taskbar to swivel out before it moves
down. With the taskbar on the right, sliding it up and to the left and then
down to the bottom will do the same thing.
CATEGORY 7: APPLE
MACINTOSHES
Jan. 14, 2004
When you
started writing about computers and home tech stuff in 1983, I bought my wife
a Commodore 64. Remember those? No hard drive at all. She played
"switch-the-floppy" all day and wrote some simple programs. I
thought the whole thing had no future. Thanks for being so kind and may the
wind be at your back. It's hard to even imagine how many folks have
benefitted from your writing. -- B.P., via bellsouth.net
When
the doctor and his alter ego wrote about computers in 1983, the doc was
happily writing simple programs on an Atari 130 XE. The doctor taught himself
BASIC and later learned the C language.
Sept. 17, 2003
Thank you
soooooooooooo much! I just purchased an Apple iMac and know that it will suit
my needs and my son's as well. I'll pass along your information and see if I
can get a few more "converts." Thank you for your prompt and
thorough answers -- even written in a way that a non-computer person can
easily understand! -- C.L.R.
Feb. 18, 2004
I read
your buddy's article concerning Apple computers with great interest. Are they
sold at special stores? I have been in stores that sell computers but never
seen one and would like to. -- J.D.C., via AOL
Apple
computers are sold by Apple computer dealers. Some stores that sell Apples
are exclusive dealers. Others sell Windows computers along with Apple's
Macintosh computers. You can find out more about Apple's models and get
locations of Apple stores from www.apple.com.
CATEGORY 8: PLAIN OLD
STUFF
Jan. 16, 2001
I am
such a novice at computers! I would like to know what kind of classes are
offered that would teach me basic skills. -- MIGHTY1GOD via AOL
The
doctor suggests two approaches. The first is to check for classes at
vocational schools (such as BOCES in Central New York) or community colleges
(such as Onondaga Community College in the Syracuse area).
The
second is to realize that names make a much bigger impression in e-mail,
where you often have no identity otherwise, than they do in real life. If you
truly want to be known as MIGHTY1GOD, that is your privilege. Otherwise, use
your real name.
Jan. 30, 2002
I would
like to back up my system on diskettes. How do I do it? -- B.C., via Road
Runner
The
doctor has bad news for everyone who'd like to make backup copies of their
Windows files onto floppy disks. Not only would such an operation take a lot
of time and use a lot of disks; it would be astonishingly expensive.
If
you have, say, a 10-gigabyte drive, you'd need 69.44 floppies to back up for
each 100 megs of files, so a 10-gigabyte drive (100 megabytes times 100
equals 10 gigabytes) would require 6,944 floppies. This would cost $2,083 for
a single backup.
Does
the doctor have your attention yet? If more convincing is needed, the doc can
supply more modern numbers, since most drives on newer computers are much
larger than 10 gigabytes. If you have a 40-gigabyte drive, you'd need 27,776
floppy disks at a cost of $8,832. For a 100-gigabyte drive, you'd need 69,444
floppy disks at a cost of $20,833.
But
the doc has not factored in the discount price of all those floppy disks.
(Buying them by the thousands will guarantee a better price than the doc gets
when he gets a pack of 10 disks at the supermarket.) You can figure on a
savings of maybe 15% in each case, so the $20,833 cost of backing up a
100-gigabyte drive to floppies would not be as expensive. It would run only
$17,708.
Unfortunately,
floppies are notoriously unreliable, so you must make a separate backup to
another set of floppies in order to know that your files are safe, so the
final cost of using floppy disks to back up a typical modern PC would be
about $4,000 for a small drive and about $35,000 for a large one.
The
doctor KNOWS he has your attention by now. Making backups onto floppy disks
is clearly out of the question. You need to use something that has a lot of
capacity. The cheapest high-capacity storage medium for backups is a second
hard drive.
Jan. 21, 2004
You or
your buddy wrote something recently that puzzles me: "Don't use CD-RWs.
They don't last as long as CD-Rs."
This is
the first time I have ever heard this. Do you mean that the disks themselves
deteriorate or that the stored data don't last as long? Your article dealt
with photos. Would your same statement apply to word processing data stored
on CD-RWs? You've got me worried. I have a lot of opera libretti and song
texts stored on RWs. -- E.K., via watervalley.net
CD-RWs
are made to be erased. If you use them, someone (probably YOU) will erase
them at the worst possible time. That's problem No. 1 in the doc's list of
CD-RW problems.
No. 2
is the fact that CD burners weren't designed to use CD-RWs any more than
toasters were designed to handle supersize bagels. CD burners treat CD-RWs as
if they were CD-Rs while hiding the file table. Record again, and a new file
table is created and the first one is hidden. And so on, for as many burns as
you put on a CD-RW.
Eventually,
the CD-RW will fill up with hidden data that you thought was erased and old
file tables that aren't accurate. If the latest file table gets scrambled,
you end up with a "coaster" and all your files will be
unrecoverable. For long-term storage, use CD-Rs.
Feb. 28, 2001
How does
one pass on an e-mail message minus all the extra lines of numbers, links,
etc? I hear there is a method of highlighting. Be gentle - grandNano
learning. - Cape156, via AOL
The
doctor is a grandDaddo, if that's the right term, having seven grandchildren,
so he understands the frustration of coping with something others with
younger fingers and newer brains seem to have no problem with at all.
But
in fact there are two difficulties here, and both are getting in the way.
(Actually, there are three, but the third represents more of an annoyance
than a problem. The doctor will explain this shortly.)
The
first difficulty is America Online. It uses nonstandard and, unfortunately,
substandard e-mail methods. The doctor would not dream of disturbing non-AOL
users once again with a laborious account of why AOL's mail is so bad. Let us
agree that it is simply horrid and move on.
The
second difficulty is the format of e-mail messages. When someone sends you a
message and you reply, your e-mail program might "quote" the
original message. (That is, it might send back the original text in a form
that shows which part of the letter is yours and which part came from the
previous message.)
The
doc likes this way of quoting messages and uses it all the time. It
eliminates all doubt as to what was said in the earlier message.
But
what happens when you receive a message that's already been quoted and your
software quotes it again? If you have well designed e-mail software, it will
not double- or triple-quote material that's already quoted. But if you have
AOL's mail - oh, sorry, the doctor didn't mean to wander back into the
thicket.
The
third item amounts to little more than an annoyance. Like so much other mail,
the letter from "Cape156" arrived without the name of the sender.
The doctor does not write letters that lack a signature, and he wishes
everyone else would wake up and realize how important names are.
"Cape156" tells the doctor nothing more than the fact that AOL has
155 other members who call themselves "Cape." (AOL allows members
to chose their own "handle," but it adds a number to names that are
already in use. For example, if someone else already is using
"Snapple," an AOL member who tries to create that
"handle" will instead be assigned "Snapple1.")
But
habits are hard to break, and AOL keeps growing. For those stuck on the AOL
treadmill, the doctor recommends StripMail, a free Windows program that
removes excess quoting. Download it from www.dsoft.com.tr/stripmail.
March 6, 2002
I was
really put off by your harangue about hoaxes recently. You could have easily
referred to a method of correction for those folks who fell victim, as I did,
to the "sulfnbk.exe" hoax.
You could have steered the "injured victims" to
www.hoaxbusters.com where the subject hoax is identified and a technique for
restoring the file can be found. To not provide a remedy is a disservice to
your readers.
Then the
doc belittled M.E.C of Clayton by assuming that a forwarded message had no
redeeming value simply because it was forwarded. This assumption, in my
opinion, is absurd, and certainly the response was not of the caliber one
would expect from one so learned. With three or four sentences you could have
explained a simple procedure for cleaning up forwarded email. M.E.C. should
be commended for wishing to clean up the forwarded mail and protect the
addresses of friends.
Keep up
the good work and try not to disrespect your good readers. Please consider my
complaint as constructive criticism. -- D.L., via usadatanet.net
The
doctor should have listed sources of information on virus hoaxes at the end
of his reply. But the doc won't change his opinion on the value of
mass-forwarded mail (letters that have been forwarded more than twice).
Someone
has to tell it like it is, and the doc has no problem being honest about this
plague.
March 10, 2004
Our
grandson, age 7, is coming Friday afternoons after school for art lessons. He
asked to do it, and they will go on only as long as he wants them to. We both
have fun. Sometimes I draw along with him and we encourage each other. The
one-hour session ends with a cookies and milk break. Then, if his mom and
sister haven't come back yet, he gets to watch TV cartoons! I think he's
enjoying the one-on-one time with his grandmother more than the actual
lessons! -- S.B., a local artist
The
doctor received this note the other day. It provided delightful relief from
spam, Windows viruses and pleas for help with Outlook Express. Children are
precious, as the doc's three grown offspring, seven grandchildren and
innumerable nieces, nephews and grandnieces and grandnephews attest.
March 12, 2003
In Windows, is there a way to create a right click (in
other words, a click that opens the Properties menu) without using the mouse?
-- B.P., via am.pnu.com.
The doctor lives for little tricks
like this. On a modern PC keyboard, press the "Apps" key, the one
between the Windows key and the Ctrl key, at the right side of the keyboard.
July 24, 2002
I like your idiosyncratic
and crotchety style, which makes the stuff much more palatable. Gave me some
good laughs too. I should learn to use it more in the classroom. -- M.G., Bio
Sci Professor, Rhode Island
The
doctor thinks he should use it less, so he's willing to trade some of his
crotchetiness for M.G.'s scholasticism. On second thought, the good
electrophysician might then have to learn Latin and Greek all over again,
something he has vowed never to do. (Et tu, brutal studies!)
July 27, 2005
I think pop-up
ads aren't really so bad, doc. After all, they make a lot of pages posssible.
The only pop-ups I object to are the ones that take over your surfing
experience, for example the ones that use stay-on-the-top-window code. Ugh!
You keep up the great work. -- R.E., via Juno.
The
doctor would like to chide his reader for such a lapse of logic. No doubt one
could argue that criminals make the FBI possible and arsenic makes poison
centers possible, but the doctor would never do so. Pop-up ads and pop-up
windows are an annoyance at best and a plague on all of us at worst.
In
fact, many of them are actually part of a scheme to steal your identity: By
recording your computer's Internet IP address and attempting to fool you into
clicking a link within the pop-up, they attempt to steal your e-mail address
(and your computer's location on the Net) so that your address can be used as
the fake address of more spam and more spyware.
Saying
that pop-up ads "aren't really so bad" is a sad commentary on our
permissive society. They're terribly, awfully bad, and the doctor is
surprised that anyone would defend them.
July 28, 2004
I have made a
family history, with pictures, to put in time capsules that I have created
for my grandkids. What, if any, electronic medium will hold this content for
50 or 100 years? Zip disks, CD's, sticks, anything? Will anything, other than
hardcopy, last more than a few years? -- B.R., via MSN.
The doc
believes love lasts forever while CDs, DVDs, tapes, Zip disks and hard drives
have short lives. CD-Rs probably are the longest-lasting medium, offering
perhaps 10 years of reliable storage, but some experts believe CD-RWs will
last even longer.
The
doc's advice: If it's worth so much it's priceless, store it on CD. Make two
copies and store them in separate locations, away from heat, sunlight and
cold. Check them once a year by trying to copy all the files. After every two
or three years, copy one of them to your hard drive and make two newly burned
CD-Rs from the contents. Do that repeatedly.
July 30, 2003
When
e-mail messages are deleted from Outlook Express are they COMPLETELY deleted
from my hard drive? I have heard that the deleted messages are
"compressed" and stored somewhere on our hard disk. Is this true?
If so, where are they stored and is there any way to completely delete them
from the hard drive?
Also, is
there any limit to the number of e-mails sent to or left in the Inbox? In
other words, could the "Inbox" on our computer get so full that new
e-mails could not be downloaded from our Internet provider? -- P.Z., from
North Carolina
The
doc believes most Internet users assume that Outlook Express mail they delete
is gone. They are wrong. Mail can hang around forever, even if it's been
deleted.
Mail
remains in the trash until the trash is emptied, and then it remains on the
hard drive until the mail storage area is compacted. So the doc strongly
recommends compacting the message store now and then to force Outlook Express
to clean out the old stuff. Deleting does not get rid of anything; it just
hides stuff from the main mailboxes.
To
compact the message store in Outlook Express, click the File menu and then
click "Folders." Choose "Compact All Folders."
As
for a limit on the number of messages, the doc knows of no stated limit. But
he would guess that the real limit might be a little more than 32,000
Aug. 7, 2002
Block junk
mail how thank you -- Loves Jesus, via webtv.net
The doctor
loves Jesus, too, but he would not send anonymous mail that used those two
words as the e-mail name. And although the doc appreciates terse messages, he
can't help but think the six words in this letter could have been expanded to
a normal sentence or two without taxing the abilities of the sender.
Send
the doctor a letter using a real e-mail address and the doc will respond.
Aug. 8, 2001
Is there
a way to print the address book in the Outlook Express e-mail program? Is
there a way to back it up? - M.K., via Road Runner
The
good doctor is sometimes so wrong that he embarrasses himself. Such is the
case here. In his personal reply to M.K., which he sent off as soon as M.K.'s
letter arrived, the doctor said there was no way to print the Windows address
book. (It's the one Outlook Express uses.) Later, the doc realized how wrong
he was when he opened his own Windows address book and printed some of the
entries.
To
print entries in the Windows address book, click the "File" menu
and choose "Print." You can print all entries or just ones you have
selected.
For
help backing up (copying) the address book, to to www.tomsterdam.com, which
is run by one of the developers of Outlook Express. The advice there is
outstanding, and it covers just about every function of Outlook Express.
Aug. 9, 2000
Doctor, have
you been stealing your colleague's mail? I wrote to Al and a week later I saw
my letter answered under YOUR name in the newspaper. -- Bob, via Juno.
Some
have accused the good paraphysician of being an alter ego. He admits to
having an altered ego ever since the piano fell on his head -- but that's
another story. Letters that arrive for the doc's pal are passed along to the
doctor when appropriate. Since they often share the same computers, this
usually is a simple task.
Aug. 10, 2005
A word to
cheer up the doc when he's slogging through some of the critical mail that
comes in: The gently sarcastic humor that seeps into his column is a lot of
the allure. Tell him to never change that. It's what makes reading his words
seem like talking to an old friend. -- R.L., via mac.com.
The
doctor believes life is too serious for most of us. A good chuckle is worth
more than gold
August 11, 2004
Through the
years your advice and tips you give in the Post-Standard has become a a
routine for myself and I'm sure many other computers users. Thanks for
everything through the years. I look forward to many more. -- M.B., via
Adelphia.net
Aug. 14, 2002
I am
trying to use the print screen key in windows mode. However, once I press
Alt-Print Screen, I can't find my hidden clipboard that your partner
discusses in his article. -- J.V.R., via chartermi.net
The
doc is reminded that the clipboard in Windows, Macs and Linux is a
mysteriously geeky thing that is never explained in daily life. But the
clipboard is there, as sure as taxes are, and seldom needs to be viewed.
The
clipboard is simply a desk drawer, more or less, that holds whatever you
copied last. When you paste, a copy of whatever is in the clipboard is placed
into your program. The contents of the clipboard remain ready to paste until
you do one of two things -- shut down the computer or place something else in
the clipboard.
Alt-Print
Screen uses the "Print Screen" key (sometimes abbreviated) at the
upper right of a PC keyboard. You hold down the Alt key while pressing the
Print Screen key to capture the foreground window as an image in the
clipboard. (To capture gthe entire screen, simply press the Print Screen key
by itself.) Paste the clipboard into any kind of program that accepts images
as pasted items. (Windows Paint and WordPad both work fine to show how this
operates.)
August 16, 2000
Some
people think I am much smarter about computers than I really am and your
column has a large part in that erroneous belief. Computers are fun and you
help make them more accessible to the general public. -- D.B., via Juno
The
doctor benefits the same way. His articles make him appear savvy, but he is
often just as befuddled by computers and software as anybody else. His two
guiding principles are: 1. It's only a computer, and 2: See Principle No. 1.
August 27, 2003
It's
gratifying to finally read information in clear and concise English which has
quickly provided understanding of the problems I've been encountering
recently with Windows XP. Thank you very much. -- R.L.G., via Cox.net
Aug. 28, 2002
The doctor
loves to get mail, but he does not love to get mail that is unsigned (sent
without an e-mail "signature," consisting of a name at the bottom
of the letter). The good electro-physician believes in the quaint practice of
putting one's name on letters, whether they are sent by standard mail or
e-mail.
So
the kindly doc was puzzled by the following response to a note he returned to
a reader who had written for help. The doc had, as always, reminded the
writer that mail should be signed. This is part of what the reader sent in
reply:
Sorry I
didn't put my name, like you really care huh? Actually, I never sign my name
as I take it people know me by my e-mail address. Just habit. -- RW via
Earthlink
Yes,
the doctor cares. He wishes letter writers would, too.
Aug. 29, 2001
Do you
know of any way to stop Internet Explorer from going to
"auto.search.msn" when it can't figure out an address I typed? It
really bugs me. -- B.H., via Asiaonline.net, Australia
The
doctor detests this Big Brother aspect of Internet Explorer. The browser
takes you to Microsoft's own online service when it has a problem with a Web
address. At MSN, the address is fixed up, and you're counted as yet another
MSN-using robot. Microsoft gets to claim that 35 billion people (or whatever
the current number is) "depend on MSN for their information."
Yeah,
right. And the doctor would like to sell Bill Gates a bridge, too. Despite
the fact that Microsoft was judged guilty of running a criminal monopoly, the
company continues to behave like a bully. The doc finds this single fact
astonishing.
To
rid your Web browser of this appallingly tasteless example of Microsoft's
monopoly, do this:
Open
the "Tools" menu, click "Internet Options," click
"Advanced," then click (to place a checkmark beside) "Do not
search from the Address bar."
Aug. 30, 2000
At times your
articles are very educational, although often times I have no idea what you
are talking about. I read and listen, try to retain the information and often
times as I learn more, what didn't make sense became another piece to the
puzzle of PC land. I am 59 years old, so have never learned anything about
computers in school, as this generation is. I still work full time and
maintain my home and have family commitments that prevent me from taking
evening courses. Friends that have taken night classes tell me that the
instructors spoke a whole different language and they had no idea what was
being taught.
Recently,
I think it was you, that gave the meaning of "spam." I can't
remember what is, and someone just asked me. -- M.B., via Road Runner
Ordinarily
the doc takes all credit and avoids all blame, but he's 'fessing up this time
and admitting that he's never said a word about the meaning of
"spam" in his entire life. So he asked his altered ego to look into
the subject. Here's what turned up.
No
one really knows why unsolicited Internet mail is called "spam." But
there is a theory that seems to make sense. Here's how it goes:
First,
there is actual SPAM. It's been made by Hormel Foods Corp. since 1937. It's
canned ham that's been spiced up. (SPiced hAM -- get it?) It's supposed to be
written in capital letters.
Then
there's the famous skit on the British TV series, "Monty Python's Flying
Circus." In that skit, a restaurant customer asks the waiter what is on
the menu. The waiter replies: "Well, we have fried eggs and ham, egg, sausages
and SPAM. Then there's egg, ham, and SPAM, sausage, egg and SPAM, egg with
SPAM, SPAM, egg and SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, ..." Finally, the Viking chorus
starts singing: "SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, lovely SPAM, wonderful SPAM."
This
caught on as a joke, and before long people who were bored while chatting (by
typing on the keyboard) on the Internet sometimes filled their entire message
screens with pointless drivel, just as the Monty Python crew filled the
airwaves with a nonsense song about SPAM. Such senseless repetition of words
in Internet chats became known as "Spam," and the word was later
applied to unwanted messages sent as e-mail.
What
does the Hormel Corp. say about all this? Find out at www.spam.com. (The doc has a hint: Hormel is
good-natured but wishes everyone would start calling unsolicited mail
something else.)
Sept. 28, 2005
Doc, normally
I don't write Thank You notes for stuff posted on the Internet, But after
spending HOURS trying to solve my taskbar problem without any success, and
checking many many Internet pages for solutions (including Microsoft's) with
absolutely no solutions found, I happened to come across your advice.
Somehow
I managed to get my taskbar stuck on the TOP of my screen and was unable to
move it back to the bottom. You can imagine my fustrations with only being
able to move it to the side or back to the top again. Finally, I found your
very nicely explained solution. AND IT WORKED!! Thank goodness! So I send to
you a very grateful THANK YOU! -- Jason, via gmail.
The
doctor was glad to be of help. If Microsoft had paid attention to the
doctor's plea to add a grab handle to the taskbar, this problem would have
gone away.
March 17, 2004
You
wrote that we should all turn off our computers when we're not using them to
be as safe as possible. But can't we simply just unplug the phone line from
the modem or the cable line from the computer to prevent intrusion when we're
not using the computer instead of unplugging it? -- R.M, via AOL
The
doc likes that idea except for one thing: Unplugging the phone line many
times a day will eventually weaken the plug. Undoing the cable to the cable
modem is quite hard to do, especially if you had to do it every few hours. So
the doctor left those options out in the interest of brevity.
The
best protection against attacks across the Internet is a safe operating
system combined with reduced exposure time -- in other words, an operating
system other than Windows on a computer that is turned off when it's not
being used. Windows users should be especially wary and should turn off their
computers when they are finished for the day.
March 20, 2002
I have
received e-mail that I have sent, and when I look at it I see all the names
of the people that I sent the e-mail to and their e-mail addresses. Is there
any way to hide those addresses? -- S.W., via Road Runner
E-mail
programs are sometimes too cute for their own good. All modern e-mail
software comes with a built-in feature that does just what S.W. is looking
for, hiding behind a designation only Eve Arden would understand. (She played
the lead in "Our Miss Brooks," a radio show from the ... uh-oh, the
doctor is about to reveal how ancient he is! Let us simply note that she
played a teacher in an old-fashioned school.)
This
feature is the "Blind Carbon Copy," or BCC. Instead of putting the
recipient's address into the "To:" line, you put it into the
"BCC:" line. Recipients in the "BCC" category aren't
visible in the received letter.
Without
revealing why he knows this, the doc also wishes to point out that
"Carbon Copy" refers to an old method of making duplicates on a
typewriter. A typewriter is a device that old folks used to use before
computers and printers were invented.
March 24, 2004
I was
surprised at the excitement your buddy was able to muster over obscenities in
the Windows source code that were revealed a few weeks ago. I have a friend
who has worked for a major software company for several years and he tells me
that this is common practice, something that has just always been done. I can
see where, in some ways, it's also useful. Communication between people,
especially in writing and over time, is often best done with frank discussion
but it is also helped along sometimes by self-deprecation, interjections, and
expressions of frustration or disgust. -- B.F., via Dreamscape
The
doctor considers obscenities inexcusable in professional work.
March 24, 2004
What
does it matter how much obscenities there are in the source? Microsoft
programmers have every right to swear in their source code if they feel it's
fit. And 99% of the general public isn't going to be seeing it anyway. --
T.K., via tomchu.com.
If a
tree falls in the forest and no one is there, whether they are using obscene
language or not, will there be a sound? The doc believes that language
reflects who we are. Obscene comments from Microsoft programmers do not
belong in the Windows code, even if only a few people see the foul language.
March 24, 2004
I once worked
for a manufacturer that made electrical cords for things like Schick shavers
and shop vacs. One of my short-term duties was to wrap up the completed
cords, tie them off and put them in the shipping cartons. Occasionally I
would draw a smiley face on the inside of a carton flap before sealing it up.
When the foreman found out about that, I nearly got fired. If a small company
took this minor breach of professionalism so seriously, I am more than
surprised at the unprofessionalism shown by Microsoft. -- T.O., via Road
Runner.
July 18, 2001
I
graduated from a local university with a BA in Information Science this May.
I've been attempting to find employment in the IT (Information Technology)
industry (mostly locally) since then, but it's slow going. Having met with
the college career services department, spoken with IT placement agencies,
placing my resume on numerous employment websites (as well as searching
them), sending my resume unsolicited to many companies, and applying for 90
or so positions total, I still do not have a job. I've applied to so many, I
had to create a database just to keep track of everything.
I have
some experience, but not a lot (two to three years). Most hands-on IT related
experience has been unpaid volunteer work for various organizations and my
brother's business. If it weren't for extrapolating information from duties
with them, my resume wouldn't be much to look at! In total, from all my work
I have received three interviews.
I
currently possess two bachelor's degrees, one in Education, another (recently
obtained) in Information Science. Also hold an associates in Human Services.
All resumes and cover letters have been tailored to the specific position (if
any).
Do you
have any advice for me in gaining employment in this field? I read your alter
ego's short bio on his Web site. Since he and you have been in the field for
some time and hold numerous positions, I thought you'd be a good person to
ask. -- K.M., via Road Runner
The doctor
suspects that most people who are fresh out of school don't know enough of
the things that matter in business and professional careers. Life teaches us
what is important; colleges don't. As important as a college education is, it
cannot replace what you learn by plodding along in the real world. The doc
wishes there were a gentler way to explain this, but there isn't.
You're
doing the right thing. You're learning what you could never learn in college.
Don't get discouraged. When companies worth working for ask what real
experience you have, you'll be far ahead. You will be paying your way -- not
with money, of course, but with guts and skill.
The
doc and his pal spent a lot of time paying their way, too. Every now and then
the doc wonders how he could have done things differently. Usually, the
answer has no technical component at all. The doc could have spoken out more
and he could have listened better.
The
doc is not blessed with a technical education, having had only two years of
college before heading off to a newspaper career, but that seems to have
helped, not hindered, the doctor's career. He has learned on his own, from
life. (His doctorate in confusology came not from a standard educational
institution but from a ceremony during 4th Grade, at which the young lad who
was to become Dr. Gizmo was anointed "Doctor" by his friends. He
was called "Doctor" throughout school.
July 20, 2005
First, let me
say that the only reason I buy the Wednesday Post-Standard is because of your
articles!
I wanted
to tell you about a phishing scam I just came in contact with. I had four
messages in my spam folder supposedly from Yahoo saying they were about to
suspend my account for several reasons, one of which being that a large
volume of mail was being sent from my computer (an OS X Macintosh). If I did
not respond right away by filling out the attachment, they would have no
choice but to suspend my account. I must admit, I tried opening the
attachment, but my Mac ignored it. (It was a Windows virus.)
I tried
replying to the messages, but I got messages in my inbox that they could not
be delivered. Then I got suspicious and sent a complete description of the
problem to mail-spoof@cc.yahoo-inc.com. They were very interested in this. Tell
your readers about this. The actions I took when I realized that this was
"phishy" I learned from you. Thanks for all you do. -- T.M., via
yahoo.com.
The
doc and his buddy appreciate T.M.'s account of encountering
"phishing" attempts (ploys that try to fool you into responding to
official-looking e-mail). Everyone who receives e-mail is likely to get such
scams. The doc gets more than 100 a day.
Yahoo
and other Internet service providers already know about these scams, so you
don't have to inform them unless you feel better doing so. The doc simply
deletes them or instructs his spam filter to catch them before he even sees
them.
April 14, 2004
Doctor,
the furor over obscenities in the Windows source code, and the criticism you
and your altered ego got for taking a stand against it, prompted me to write.
I've been writing and maintaining professional software code for over 15
years in many major companies, and it definitely is NOT common practice to
have obscenities written within source code. It is NEVER useful for
professional programmers to "communicate" by putting comments in
source code, obscene or not. The only comments appropriate in source code are
ones that describe the function of the code to make it easily understood. --
P.V., via Verizon DSL, Boston
The
doc confesses to an amazement that anyone would write obscenities into the
computer code for any serious software program. But he can only report
astonishment that others would insist that such profanity is acceptable.
March 26, 2000
I eagerly
await your column on Sunday and your regular instructions and put-down of
Windows. It seems incredible that such a poor system as Windows could succeed
and make Bill Gates a billionaire. Do you suppose you could get the job of
fixing windows once and for all? Have you approached them about this idea? It
seems perfectly plausible to me, and I would love to have a much more perfect
system to work with. -- C.P.H. via AOL
When
the doctor began typing this reply on his non-Windows PC and entered the
letters "Bill" to write "Bill Gates," his word processor
automatically inserted the word "Billionaire" in place of
"Bill." The doc immediately switched to a Windows PC and did not
see this behavior, presumably because Billionaire Gates (Sorry! There it goes
again! he means, of course, "Bill Gates") would not want his
personal wealth to be so identified with a spell checker.
But
the doctor sees this is just one more indication that something is out of
whack in the PC world. Whether Gates & Co. can fix the mess of an
operating system that can't operate properly is not clear. But one thing the
doc knows: He's not available to fix Windows.
March 26, 2003
My
sister sent me an e-mail that brings you to a Web page that says, "This
is the end of the Internet." I realize that was a joke (or at least I
think it was), but isn't there actually an end in some way? How could it go
on for ever? -- B.T., age 11
The
doctor believes some things do go on forever and ever. The surface of a
sphere goes on without stopping, for example. No matter how far you go if you
travel on a sphere (or on a globe such as the Earth), you never reach the
"end."
The doc
considers the Internet like the surface of a sphere. There is no end to it
because of the way everything is connected.
March 30, 2005
I found
your 1991 article on PC radiation. What about 2005 laptops with Centrino
wireless chips that stream broadband media inches from my ovaries? -- Saira
(no address)
The
doctor has fallen asleep many times snuggled against his laptop computer.
He's happy to report that laptop, or notebook, computers don't emit the kind
of electromagnetic radiation that most desktop PCs do.
The
source of most electromagnetic radiation is the old-fashioned cathode ray
tube (CRT) monitor, which is found in most desktop systems. Laptop and
notebook computers have LCD screens, which emit no radiation.
April 16, 2003
Please
thank your partner for pointing out that some DVD players can view JPEGs. I
knew my DVD player had the ability to view "Kodak" CDs but never
even thought about popping my CD in to see if it would view regular JPEG
images. I got a scanner for Christmas and have been scanning all of my
family's pictures and saving to CD. These pictures go back to the early
1900's. Wow! Viewing them on my TV screen is great. I found the clarity and
depth to be even better than on a computer screen. The better pictures have
almost a 3D effect.
I do
have a minor problem: The pictures seem to be slightly distorted and the
larger JPGs cut off a small portion of the top & bottom of the
pictures. There should be a setting to make the picture full screen but keep
the aspect ratio. My manual says there are several settings but they don't
seem to work. I have to wonder if this is a setting specifically embedded in
the Kodak CDs. -- R.M.
The
doctor likes Kodak's Picture CDs, but, alas, there is nothing special about
them. They don't carry any instructions about how TVs should show their
images.
As
for the distorted and cut-off images, the problem is as old a television
itself. Nearly all TV sets are designed to enlarge the picture so that the
edges (top, bottom, left and right) are cut off when the TV is operating
normally. Then, when the tube starts to go bad -- when the power supply
starts failing, in other words -- the picture shrinks a little, the set's
built in "overscan" keeps the shrinking picture from appearing
shrunken. It goes from being too big for the screen to being the right size,
more or less, just before it goes to that TV heaven in the sky.
The
doctor interrupts himself to admit that this is a totally whacko idea. We
shouldn't have to put up with such nonsense.
Fortunately,
we don't have to, as long as we buy non-CRT televisions. TVs without cathode
ray tubes do not have perpetually shrinking pictures, and manufacturers don't
need to keep us from seeing the edges of our images.
So
the next time you buy a TV, the doctor recommends a look at one of the
flat-screen LCD or plasma models. They might cost a fortune now, but they'll
be just as cheap as normal sets before long. In addition to their other
virtues, they exhibit no overscan.
April 16, 2003
On
my other computer, I cannot drag the icons around the screen to put my
Wallpaper picture in best view. They go back to an orderly vertical and
horizontal columns. What's wrong? -- J.M., via Juno
The
doctor wishes Microsoft would pay more attention to the problems we all have
with the way icons work. To fix this, right click on the desktop and click
"Arrange Icons." The checkmark will be cleared from that setting.
April 23, 2000
Any idea
what would cause my Floppy drive to run as my pc starts to boot into Windows?
What
happens is I boot up my machine, it comes to the background screen, my
Windows startup sound plays, the floppy light comes on, it tries to access a
floppy about 5 times (that awful noise), then it stops and everything appears
OK. I even tried going into safe mode and seeing if it would do the same
thing. It did, but the floppy would run continuous and didn't stop until i
turned the PC off. Any ideas how to troubleshoot this? -- G.S., via Road
Runner
The
doc sent off an e-mail reply as soon as this letter arrived and realized
later that his answer was wrong. (The doc is too smart to repeat the wrong
answer; he'd never hear the end of it!)
What
Windows is doing is trying to locate a file on a disk in the floppy drive.
This could be a program Windows is trying to run or a data file a program
thinks it needs. It could also be caused by You need to find what is
responsible for this annoyance before you can fix the problem.
Start
with the easiest possible solution. Get rid of all "recent"
shortcuts to files on floppy disks. Click the Start button and click
"Run." Type "recent" (no quotes) and press Enter. Without
doing anything else and without touching the mouse, press Ctrl-A and then
immediately press the Delete key (sometimes shown as the "Del"
key). If Windows asks if you really want to delete the files, answer Yes by
pressing the "Y" key. Then, without touching the mouse or pressing
any other keys, press Alt-F4. (That closes the folder window.)
If
this does not solve the problem, do this if you have Windows 98:
Click
the Start button and then "Run." Type "msconfig" (no quotes)
and press the Enter key. A Microsoft system utility program will run. Click
the "Startup" tab at the top of the window and uncheck every
program that is starting up except the one called Systray. (There are others
you will want to have running, but only Systray is required. It provides the
"tray" area at the right of the taskbar.) Click the "OK"
button and close the window.
If
you have Windows 95, install a utility that lets you do the same kind of
thing. If you already have Fix-It 99 or Fix-It 2000, use the
"Customizer" section to uncheck programs that start with Windows.
(The doctor prefers Fix-It over all other Windows fix-and-improve programs.)
April 23, 2003
In a
recent column, your partner cautioned people to "stay away from
Postscript fonts". For those of us involved with graphic design and
high-quality printing, they are the ONLY fonts to use! Printers don't like
TrueType (PC) fonts because they are vastly less reliable than Postscript
(Mac) fonts. Which, unlike TrueType fonts, are made up of both Screen Fonts
and Printer Fonts. -- S.R., via Road Runner
The
doctor hears this old argument every now and then. It's based on a few
misconceptions. TrueType fonts are not "PC" fonts; they were first
used on Apple's Macintoshes. Print shops that don't know how to use TrueType
fonts aren't being helpful; they're being ignorant. TrueType fonts don't have
separate screen and printer versions because they rasterize (create screen
characters) on the fly.
The
doctor refuses to accept the argument that one kind of font format is better
than another. There is nothing wrong with PostScript fonts. There is nothing
wrong with TrueType fonts. Modern Macs, Windows PCs and Linux computers all
make good use of TrueType fonts, yet they can all use PostScript fonts also.
(And all three can use OpenType fonts, which Apple and Microsoft helped
design to supplant TrueType fonts.)
April 28, 2004
I have
recently had my computer repaired (viruses) and had a CD burner installed.
Since then I have been unable to rename any of my pictures! I highlight them
as always, go to "Rename" and come up against a message that tells
me not to change the name. It says, "If you change file name extension,
the file may become unusable. Are you sure you want to change it?" If I say
"Yes," the photo becomes unusable. I have contacted the woman who
repaired computer twice and she does not seem to know what to do. -- M.C.,
via usadatanet.
The doc
knows precisely what the problem is. M.C. is removing the three- or
four-character filename extension from the name. (They follow a period at the
end of the name.) Leave the extension alone when renaming the photo.
April 30, 2003
I want
to thank you for your articles and advice. Nothing like it anywhere else. I
anticipate selling my computer and want to erase my hard drive of personal
and financial data. I see there are several types of software on the market
that say they will do erasing. Any suggestions? -- H.R., via Odyssey.net
The
doctor has a quick method: He would remove the drive, place it on the
driveway and smash it to bits with a large hammer. If you have data on the
drive you do not want someone else to view, there is no other method that
works reliably. No matter what someone else says, disk drives hold remnants
of their data no matter how well they are erased.
New
drives are very cheap, so the buyer should not have a problem.
However,
that used PC might not be worth much anyway. A typical used PC is worth no
more than $50 if it's in good shape and three years old or less. (When you
can get a new PC for $199, used PCs are almost free.)
May 2, 2001
Is there any
software I can purchase or download to put on my PC to set a time limit? We
are trying to have my son stop using it say at 11:15 PM at night, if you get
my drift. - J.D. via hdcs.com
The
doc is sure there is software that will do anything you want it to, including
the task of taking over parental responsibilities. But, alas, parents need to
be parents. With seven grandchildren, the doctor himself knows how hard being
a parent is, and he is not offering his advice lightly.
Schools
deal with this sort of thing all the time. They don't tell us they're going
to replace guidance counselors with robots just because being a guidance
counselor is hard. The cops don't stay home on days when there might be bad
guys in town. Firemen don't sit in the station when it's raining and your
house is burning down. Parents need to be parents and set rules. That's their
job.
May 9, 2001
We are in the
8th grade at Pamlico County Middle School in Bayboro, N.C. We have decided to
map an e-mail project. We are curious to see where in the world our e-mail
will travel. If you get this letter please perform the following steps as
soon as possible:
1.
E-mail us back at (address deleted).
2. Tell
us your first name only, city, state, and country.
3. Send
this to everyone on your e-mail list!
-- The
kids at Pamlico County Middle School, Bayboro, N.C.
The
doctor was both pleased and perturbed to receive this message. Communication
is a good thing. Spam is a bad thing. Here's what the doc wrote back to the
students:
Hi,
kids! This would be a nice project except for one thing: Sending uninvited
e-mail letters to "everyone" as you suggested is more than just a
bad idea; it's THE bad idea of the current century.
People
who care about things don't do that sort of activity. Why clutter up the mail
that way? What you should consider doing is asking people to write back and
tell you about their lives on the Internet. But writing to people and telling
them to send a letter to "everyone" is just one more form of Spam.
Ugh. C'mon, guys, don't do that. Please.
May 15, 2000
Your sense of humor
in answering some of your harshest critics is most entertaining. Regarding
the recent Klez virus: I believe Mac owners have no worries, yet I had some
strange e-mail sent to me yesterday. They were e-mails that were
"undeliverable" from the mail delivery system -- it turns out that
I did not send out these e-mails. So, I am a bit confused. Is this due to my
being in a person's address book whose PC is infected with the Klez Worm? --
J.F., via Road Runner
The
doctor has good news and bad news.
First,
the good news: The Klez Worm, like 60,000 other current viruses and worms,
infects only Windows computers. So Macs, Linux PCs and other non-Windows
computers can't get it.
Now
the bad news: Anyone who does e-mail in any fashion -- by a Windows PC, by a
Mac, by Web TV, by a pigeon with a Palm strapped in a mini-backpack, maybe --
can be affected by the Klez Worm. That's because the Klez Worm steals e-mail
addresses and uses the ones it stole to create fake "From:"
addresses on mail it sends out.
So if
your Aunt Nellie has 500 names in her Windows address book, she might be
getting YOU in big trouble if she allows the Klez Worm to infect her Windows
PC. The worm could send itself out to all those recipients and make it seem
like the renewed worm infestation came from you.
The
doctor can't stress this enough. Many people seemed bewildered when they
wrote to the doc about what the Klez Worm does, and far too many are missing
the point. The doctor prescribes a few minutes of quiet time memorizing the
next few sentences.
The
Klez Worm can make it seem as if you are mailing a virus (a worm is a special
kind of virus) to any number of recipients. If these recipients decide to
take you off their Wednesday bridge-party list, that's one kind of social
penalty. But if their ISP decides to block all your mail because you refused
to stop sending the virus, you'd surely object.
The
doc wants you to realize that the Klez Worm does this no matter what kind of
computer or operating system you have. Mail that seems to be from you is
treated as if it IS from you.
If
someone stole your credit card and got you deep into debt and thereby ruined
your credit, you'd be devastated. The Klez Worm is no different. It has
already stolen the e-mail addresses of millions of e-mail users, no matter if
they are Windows users or not, and it damages the reputations of all those
individuals each time it sends itself out under their addresses. The doctor
wants everyone who has been ignoring e-mail safety to start taking this more
seriously.
May 15, 2000
After I
got the Klez Virus, I called Road Runner and asked if it was possible to
delete e-mail without opening it first. The person I talked to muttered
something and wasn't able to answer my question. I guess I should have asked
you. I didn't know that you could turn the preview pane off. Thank you. And
your sense of humor is great! -- J. U., via Road Runner
May 16, 2001
I sort my
e-mail chronologically. Yet my replies to some sender's messages cue up
before their questions. In short, although my computer clock is set
correctly, it appears that my answers are being sent before senders even ask
the question. This makes it very difficult afterwards to follow a
conversation when using a chronological sort.
What is
the problem? I've asked the senders to please check their computer clocks but
to no avail. Sender messages arrive with time and date stamps later than my
sending out my reply. What can be done to correct this? -- B.T., via a-znet
The
doctor suffers from this malady, too, and has even received replies to his
messages before he has sent them -- if he is to believe the time shown on the
replies.
The
time and date shown on a letter you receive is governed solely by the time
and date on the originating computer. Your computer has no say over the
matter. There is nothing you can do to fix this. All you can do is ask the
daffy folks who send mail with the wrong date to fix their computer clocks.
May 22, 2002
What is going
on here? I have a new Compaq PC running Windows XP. I do a few simple things
and my utility software tells me it found "15 errors in the
Registry." I tell the software to fix the errors and it says they are
taken care of. However, the next time I do this same thing the "15
errors" are back again.
I don't understand
it. How come it is not fixed? Where are these errors coming from and what is
the registry anyway? I wish I had even a speck of your knowledge. -- M.B. Via
AOL
As
much as many of us love Windows, we all have to admit that it has its
weaknesses. One of them is the Windows Registry, a huge database, or storage
area, where Windows keeps all of its instructions. If this list gets messed
up, Windows gets messed up, too.
The
problem, to be gentle about this, is that the Windows Registry gets messed up
all the time. Microsoft knows this but hasn't done anything about it.
Programmers who deal with Windows daily know this, also, of course, and some
of them have specialized in so-called "utility" software that
attempts to repair the Registry.
The
most successful Registry-repair software the doctor has yet seen is System
Suite, available in stores or online at www.ontrack.com. But even System
Suite cannot fix the Windows Registry for more than a short time. The doctor
has seen Windows installations that become corrupted within a day or two.
Other
computer operating systems such as OS X and Linux are much more stable than
Windows, partly because they do not use a registry. The doc wishes Microsoft
would reconsider.
May 23, 2001
I have a Sony
PCG-F630 notebook computer. The computer is supposed to have 64 MB of RAM but
when I check system performance it indicates 60.0 MB. Am I missing some
memory? What happened to the other 4 megabytes? -- K.M. via Earthlink.
The
doctor sometimes suspects his own memory is missing, but when that happens he
fixes himself another cup of coffee (Green Mountain Organic Peruvian) and his
memory seems to snap back.
What's
happening to K.M.'s computer is not missing memory, however. The video
display system is taking 4 megabytes of memory for itself. Because memory
taken for the display is not available for general use, Windows does not show
it as part of the pool of memory.
AGP
video chips and circuit cards do this by design. Computers with non-AGP cards
seldom have this kind of memory crossover.
June 2, 2004
Doctor,
I think we are all getting tired of Windows. Since I installed Windows 2000,
there have been over 35 Microsoft updates and one 130-megabyte service pack.
That is on top of the three service packs that are included on my Windows CD.
Enough is enough. Just fix it or throw it away. -- M.V., via earthlink.
The
doc commends Microsoft for trying to fix problems with Windows, even if it
has to refix the fixes sometimes. But he wonders why Microsoft has not yet
recalled such a buggy operating system. Product recalls should clearly apply
to computer software, especially when so many people depend on it every day.
June 5, 2002
I just
read something you wrote a few years ago that said Windows 98 is able to heal
itself. Guess what, pal. You're full of crap. See if Windows 98 will heal
itself after a virus or 3-year old has used it. -- dstump, via
jackson-tube.com
The
doctor pleads guilty to expressing one opinion in 1997 and another in 2002.
June 5, 2002
Doctor, you're
deaf as a doorknob. You have obviously never listened to a really great audio
system. -- J.R., via xvertx.com
The doctor
actually is partially deaf in one ear as the result of an artillery explosion
in Vietnam in which many others were killed or wounded. So the good doctor
considers himself exceptionally lucky. J.R. is less fortunate, not having had
an opportunity to learn some of the gentlemanly manners required for
civilized discourse.
June 5, 2002
I can't
tell you the number of times I've been frustrated by this computer, and then
read something you've written and the light bulb goes off and I have an
"aha!" moment. You certainly help a great number of people. When we
first got this computer. I was afraid I'd push the wrong button, and when
that stupid error message would come on, well, it scared me to death. Now, I
still don't know what I'm doing half the time, but it doesn't scare me
anymore. -- D.M, via a-znet.com.
The
doc doesn't know what he is doing half the time, either. But he usually tells
others about his mishaps to help them avoid the same mistakes.
June 12, 2002
If I
view the message source in my mail software instead of opening the letter, is
this the same thing as opening the mail? Or is it a safe way to avoid the
risk of opening a virus while still viewing the contents? -- D.M., via Road
Runner
The
doctor is asked this a lot. Alas, the mail software can't let you see the
mail without opening it. There's no magic in this. So if you are viewing it
in one way or another, you're telling the mail software to open it.
June 13, 2001
I just bought an
Argus digital camera and came across the following phrase in the owner's
manual. It says the Argus is "an Amalican tradician." It's made in China.
Don't they run these things through a spelling checker? -- F.W., via
usdatanet
The
doc wondered if this could have been a joke, but F.W. sent along a copy of
the owner's manual. The problem isn't that the Chinese have a hard time with
English, but that the Argus company isn't paying attention to what it's
doing.
June 21, 2000
After having
Road Runner hooked up I have had problems with Windows 98. Anything I do
results in a message that says "illegal function -- this computer will
shut down." I called Road Runner and they said it is a Windows problem.
Anything I can do about it? -- L.K., via Road Runner
The
doc is trying hard to resist the anti-Microsoft fervor that has afflicted his
partner, Al Fasoldt. Al would no doubt say that someone who owned a
troublesome TV would choose another brand. Likewise, he'd probably say
someone who lived near a stinky field would want to move to pleasant
pastureland. And that means he'd probably add that someone who doesn't
appreciate the way Windows behaves should choose a different operating
system.
But
the doc understands that Windows is as much an unwelcome guest as it is an
operating system, and he believes guests should be treated civilly. So his
prescription here is to fix Windows, not replace it.
Here
are three ways to do this: First, get Fix-It Suite and use it wisely. Second,
buy and install a second hard drive (for about $100.) Third, get a
drive-image backup program and use it. Store the backed-up C: drive files on
the second hard drive.
June 23, 2004
You're lucky
they keep you on the payroll. -- Sparky, via Yahoo.
The
doc agrees.
June 26, 2002
I heard
do you have a referance of runescape and that this program is capible of
raising the level of your character on runescape my e-mail is
abc4u918@hotmail.com.
The
doc has enough trouble with real-life characters. His advice for Runescape
users is to use a spell checker and to get out into the real world now and
then.
June 28, 2000
I have used
just about every browser there is and never even installed a antivirus
program, and still have not received any viruses. -- J.M., via Tampa Bay, Fl.
Road Runner
The
doc knows many people who spend a lot of time worrying about computer viruses
whose computers have never been infected, and he knows many others who worry
not at all, and their computers have not been hit either. But expecting this
sort of casual statement to have any rational meaning is evidence of poor
listening habits during high school classes on elemental logic. All cows have
legs and all tables have legs, so are all tables cows? Hardly. Take this one
step closer to the subject at hand. Harry walks in the middle of the road and
has never been hit by a car, so all people who walk in the middle of the road
will never get hit by cars, right?
Of
course not. So let's get real here. The doc thinks people who refuse to
protect their computers against viruses are asking for trouble. Privately,
the good doctor would say something a little stronger, but this is a family
publication.
June 29, 2005
Why in the world do you have to run the alert
broadcasting message every two minutes? Golly, I can't even watch the
commercials! -- Jackie Acome
The
doctor loves to get mail. Unfortunately, he has no idea why this one was
addressed to him
July 2, 2003
Thanks
for nothing. Next time I need a lecture I'll know where to go. -- R., via
yahoo.com
The
doctor had chided R. for leaving his name off his mail.
July 2, 2003
Is there
a method of operating a computer on the Internet without using a phone line?
-- L.D., via usa.com.
The doc
has just such a connection on the computer he shares with his buddy. The
connection is through an Ethernet cable from the computer to a signal
translator, and a cable-TV wire from there to the pole outside. The signal
translator is a modem, but it's very different from the modems used with
telephone lines.
There
are other methods, too, including direct connection through a high-speed wire.
July 3, 2002
Cleaning
windows can be a hassle - getting them streak-free and perfectly clean can be
almost impossible without the right cleaner. If you would like to receive
more information about how to make your home and automotive glass and mirrors
so clean they become almost invisible, please REPLY to this email and enter
"glass cleaner" in the SUBJECT line -- make sure it's the SUBJECT
line otherwise our system will not recognize your request. -- Spam letter,
source unknown
The
doctor appreciates this advice about windows. He has passed it along to
Microsoft.
July 4, 2001
Doctor,
you and your pal need a life. How many weeks has it been since you last
slammed Microsoft? It amazes me that the Syracuse newspapers even carries
your rants when Microsoft software isn't to your liking. How about spending
more than five minutes on next week's Technology article?
Have you
actually spent any time breaking into a computer on the Internet? My guess is
that you have not. Have you ever considered that the software that most
hackers break may not be a Microsoft product? The actual software is usually
a web server, database engine, mail server, gateway, or some other support
application.
Your
point that anyone can break into a Windows 95, 98 or Me computer despite
passwords is as old as computer security itself. You can configure a Sun OS
machine without passwords. Or you can put up the security and maintain a
secure machine.
Did you
know that there are viruses on Mac and Unix platforms? Do you know why there
are more viruses for PC's? Gee, could it be that 95 percent of all computers
sold today are PC's?
When you
spend all your time ranting about the flaws in Microsoft, I feel like you
cheated the readers of the Syracuse newspapers. -- S.S., via Road Runner
The
doctor believes that psychology, not technology, determines the degree of
frustration felt by S.S. and others who are threatened by change. The doctor
would never attempt to break into other computers, and this, according to
S.S., would seem to make the doc less of an authority on computer security
than he would be otherwise.
But
the good electro-physician also has failed in other areas. He has never
poisoned another human being (and is therefore unqualified, apparently, to
suggest that poisoning is wrong). He also has never killed someone else (and
therefore should be banned from speaking out against murder), nor has the
doctor ever been beheaded (and apparently should therefore give up his right
to speak out against the guillotine).
One
does not need to imitate bad deeds to know that they are wrong. Nor does one
need to sympathize with Microsoft or any other software company to know the
difference between sense and nonsense.
As
for the other accusations in the letter, the doctor rests on his record. He
is fully aware of the weaknesses of Windows, and no amount of rant can
convince him that Swiss cheese is armor plated. Windows is subject to viruses
because it is badly designed, not because miscreants write viruses.
July 5, 2000
I just read in
an article that you should turn off your antivirus software before you
install a new program. I reloaded some stuff a while back including my
Ontrack Systemsuite and I'm pretty sure my McAfee virus software was running
when I did it all! Should I reload again? Try to install over existing
programs?(will they just overwrite?) or uninstall and reload all? -- D.B.,
via Earthlink
Nonsense.
The doc finds this less than amusing. The company that created Windows is
unable to figure out a way for you to update some programs while others are
running, yet 14-year-olds in Bratislava have figured out how to create
viruses that "update" any programs they find on your computer, no
matter what's running.
The
doc can't help but think that this is upside-down logic. If viruses can do
it, why can't antivirus software do it? Why do the crooks get the latest guns
while law-abiding citizens are stuck with pea shooters?
In
case the doc glossed over this too quickly, the problem is that Windows warns
you to close down all programs when you install something. Windows doesn't
have any way of protecting Program A and Program B while you are installing
program C. Yet Windows viruses are able to install THEMSELVES while
everything is running.
So if
the people who program viruses know how to do this, why doesn't Microsoft?
Microsoft prevents users from doing legitimate normal updates but allows
viruses to do whatever they want. Is this crazy or are we all turkeys?
Back
to your question: Just reinstall without uninstalling if you're worried about
how everything went.
THE BEST CATEGORY:
PALINDROMES
July 9, 2003
My all-time
favorite palindrome is "Darn ocelots stole Conrad." I heard it from
my sister in California. Hope you and your Mac-loving buddy enjoy it. --
R.T., via Dreamscape.
The
doctor and his Mac-loving buddy had never heard that one. Nor had the doc or
his Apple-idolizer come across this special palindrome, which the doctor located
on a Web site: "Doc, note I dissent: a fast never prevents a fatness. I
diet on cod." The doctor considers this his new favorite, since it even
mentions the peripatetic electrophysician at the start of the palindrome.
The
Web site is www.palindromes.org.
It's a wonderful diversion. Palindromes, as faithful patients of the doctor's
ramblings might already know, are phrases that say the same thing when
spelled backward.
July 9, 2003
The
first Palindrome I encountered, many years ago (mid 1950s), was this one,
referring to Napoleon: "Able was I ere I saw Elba." Thanks for
tweaking my memory, and thanks for so many useful tips you give us all the
time. -- F.C., via Road Runner
The
doc doesn't diet on cod and has never seen Elba, but he's always enjoyed
palindromes. Fans of palindromes who appreciate the principle involved --
that something meaningful can be reflexive, able to be turned backwards
without changing its meaning -- might want to read Douglas R. Hofstadter's
Pulitzer-Prize-winning book, "Godel, Escher, Bach: An Eternal Golden
Braid," which explores self-reflexivity in mathematics, music and
science, among many other fascinating ideas.
The
doc read the first edition of "GEB" 25 years ago and never forgot
one of the book's definitions of self-reflexivity: "This sentence no
verb." That's not a palindrome, of course, but it's fascinating
nonetheless. It's a perfect example of something that tells you what it is in
two different ways. Or perhaps the doc should say that nonetheless,
fascinating it is.
July 23, 2003
Stop
wasting space talking about spam and these dumb "palindromes!"
Palindromes are NOT TECHNOLOGY They are literature as far as I am concerned.
-- D.M., via Bigfoot.com
July 23, 2003
The
Palindromist is a wonderful resource, doctor. It's at www.realchange.org/pal. As for
favorite palindromes, mine might be the name of a now defunct local band, a
group of young men who called themselves "Drawn InWard," which name
also described their music. -- D.S., via Bigfoot.com
The
doc checked out the Web site and saw this delightful entry: "Lapses?
Order red roses, pal."
Oct. 1, 2003
Doctor, your
delight in palindromes prompted me to send you this item from a Web site.
It's self-explanatory. -- C.R., via Road Runner
Here's
what C.R. (and others) sent:
"Aoccdrnig
to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer inwaht oredr the
ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is tahtthe frist and lsat
ltteer be at the rghit pclae.The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll
raed it wouthit porbelm.Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey
lteter by istlef, butthe wrod as a wlohe. Aloelbutsy amzanig, huh."
The
doctor wonders if the Cambridge researchers began their project after peering
over the doc's shoulder as he typed into his word processor.
Oct. 3, 2001
I am turning you in.
You gave me a virus.
Maybe
you are not aware that your site resorts to that. Maybe you are totally
innocent, but after doing the "Favorites List," the list was
someone else's ... not mine.
AOL told
me I got a virus from it. Maybe you need to check on that. -- User291495, via
AOL
The
doctor gets mail like this every now and then after computer users become
enraged over one thing or another. In every case, rage such as this is
aimless and pointless. The doc's Web site doesn't give viruses to anyone, and
"doing the 'Favorites List'" (whatever that means) isn't an
activity one associates with innocence or guilt.
The
doc understands rage and anger; after all, this is a trying time for all of
us. But it is wasted on such a petty misunderstanding of how the world works.
Oct. 5, 2005
There's
no reason to try to have a serious discussion with you. -- V.P., via Yahoo.
The
doc agrees.
Oct. 6, 2004
Until
you know whats going on and have more than an (expletive deleted) clue for
suggestions I would have to say keep you mouth shut and think about the end
result of you suggestions if they are even possible to begin with. Lets see
you design and market an OS equal or greater than Windows or continue to just
(expletive deleted) and moan. -- Mail sent with no name.
The
doctor would have liked to have seen a name on this letter. Standing up for
what you believe means standing up in the open.
Oct. 10, 2001
The kids
tried to download something on our new PC. I can't connect to the Web, but can
get and receive email. I don't know if their download is the reason. When I
try to get a Web site, it says "Action Cancelled." I use Windows
Millennium. Also, on our desktop screen it says "The shortcut 'AGS
Satellite.lnk refers to a location that is unavailable." I can get rid
of that message, but there is one that says "FATAL" that won't go
away. It says, "Could not create socket." How can I get rid of
that? - Vicky, via AOL
The
doc urges a common-sense tactic. The PC is new, and that means it is under
warranty, and that, in turn, means the store that sold it and the company
that built it will fix it if you tell them to. That's what warranties are
for.
Most
computer users do not realize that their PCs are covered by the same kind of
warranties that their TVs and cars are. When you can't pick up channel 13 on
your new Sony Trinitron, you make sure the store fixes it. When your new Ford
won't start, you have the dealer fix it.
When
your computer won't do what it is supposed to do, you have the store or the
manufacturer fix it. When it's out of warranty, your brother-in-law or an
advice columnist are suitable choices. When it's still under warranty, take
advantage of the warranty you paid for and get it fixed.
The
doc realizes that this kind of advice seems crazy to most PC users. Alone
among all consumer products, most Windows PCs waltz out of stores by the
millions and never return, for any reason; their owners never consider the
most obvious of consumer tenets: The thing you bought should work right. PC
manufacturers and the stores that sell Windows computers must be laughing all
the way to the bank
Oct. 18, 2000
Recently
my sister separated from her husband. The other night she was typing in
Microsoft Word while connected to the Internet. She was not on any web site
at the time. While she was typing , threatening words appeared across the
bottom of the screen. Her husband is a computer nut so she is sure they came
from him. My question is, how can he access her computer this way, and is
there any way she can prevent this from happening? -- X, via e-mail
The
doctor is withholding the identify of the reader to protect everyone
involved. This could be a very serious matter or it could be nothing more
than ann odd coincidence.
The
doc wants everyone to realize that we don't need to be on a Web site to be
connected to someone who is on the Internet; any time our computers are
hooked up to the Internet, we are connected to the world.
But
X's sister needs to contact her lawyer if she believes her estranged husband
is doing something like this, since there are federal laws that cover this
kind of thing. Her lawyer should get an order signed by him and his lawyer
that he will not come onto her premises physically or electronically. And he
should be required to pay for the reinstallation (by an independent
professional at a local store) of her entire PC software so that she will be
sure nothing like this can happen again.
Oct. 23, 2002
To dude,
I heard
do you have a referance of runescape and that this program is capible of
raising the level of your character on runescape my e-mail is
xxxxx@hotmail.com (address disguised by the doctor)
The
doc thought perhaps this letter was created by a virus, in a sort of
viro-pidgeon English. But he wrote back to the address at the end of the
letter and heard from a live human. The good doctor still has no idea what
any part of the letter means, but he's come to appreciate the fact that there
are at least some humans who speak a dialect of English that is
indecipherable.
Oct. 24, 2001
You've
helped me so much that I simply must reciprocate. I'm planning on sending you
a gift for your wife. I do wire-wrapped jewelry as a hobby and want to send you
a pendant. Tell me whether she'd like gold or silver and what color stone
she'd like. - H., via AOL
The
doctor must decline. He cannot accept gifts for helping others, even if they
are intended for Mrs. Gizmo. But the offer is very kind. Thank you.
Oct. 27, 2004
The
Firefox Web browser and Thunderbird e-mail software are great! Thank you very
much for recommending them. I hope you keep up the good work. YOU MADE MY
DAY! -- R.C., via Road Runner.
The
doctor appreciates the comment. He made his own day recently when he
installed Firefox himself. Firefox already has millions of users. It's so
much safer than Internet Explorer -- and so rich with features -- that the
doctor can't in good conscience recommend Internet Explorer any longer. Firefox
is free. Get it from www.mozilla.org.
Oct. 27, 2004
Why do
you think there are so many e-mail scam offers coming from Africa? I've
started keeping a file of them, and almost all that I receive are different
from one another. -- R.M., via alltell.net
Many
of them are from Nigeria, where the Nigerian mob had a lot of influence for
years. Before spam and spam-based scams, the Nigerian mob was engaged in
telephone and postal scam operations, and they simply expanded into e-mail.
Nov. 1, 2000
I have a
question that nobody seems to have an answer to. What causes the fatal error
message: THIS PROGRAM HAS PERFORMED AN ILLEGAL OPERATION AND WILL BE SHUT
DOWN? I get this a lot running Photoshop and a circuit simulator called
Multisim. Is this a Windows problem? -- B.P., via clarityconnect.com
The
doctor is appalled that nobody you talked to had the answer. An "illegal
operation" happens when a program tries to use memory "owned"
by another program or by Windows itself. (There are other "illegal
operations," but that's the most common.) It is, indeed, a Windows
problem, because the computer's operating system is supposed to prevent such
unruly behavior, and it is one reason the good doctor recoils from the term
"operating system" when referring to Windows. It is not operating
the PC when it fails in such an important task.
Nov. 2, 2005
I Just read
your partner's Lexmark confessions column in Stars magazine. Cute! One
Question: Laser printers seem to be getting cheaper. Is laser ink just as
expensive as inkjet ink? Another question: Should I consider one for my next
printer? -- J.A., via Road Runner.
The
doctor suspects inkjet printers will be around a long time, despite
improvements in color laser printers. Even though black-and-white laser
printers are surprisingly affordable these days, color versions are still
expensive compared to color inkjet printers.
But
when color laser printers finish growing up, so to speak, they will offer
effective competition to inkjets. This will help drive down the cost of
inkjet ink, which is almost unspeakably expensive currently. (The doctor
speaks of it, but the subject tends to make him sick. Studies have pegged the
real cost of typical inkjet ink at levels that the doctor suspects his
readers might not believe -- $3,840 a gallon, based on the cost of an ink
cartridge and the tiny amount of ink each one holds.
Fortunately,
laser printers don't use ink at all. They use charged particles -- made from
powdery carbon, in black-and-white laser printers -- and their
"toner" cartridges usually last much longer than the minuscule ink
cartridges of most inkjet printers.
The
doc recommends a hedge-fund approach. Hedge your bets by using a good inkjet
for photo printing and a good black-and-white laser printer for printing
reports and letters. That will help you keep your funds intact.
Nov. 2, 2005
Doc, Do
you think it's OK to leave your computer tower running 24/7 as long as it's
not connected to the Internet and the monitor is off? -- David, via Yahoo.
The
doctor likes a good snooze every night, and computers need one, too. Not
because they get tired, but because running them when they're not being used
wastes energy. (Come to think of it, running the doctor when he's not being
used wastes energy, too.)
Then
there's the safety issue. Windows PCs that are connected to the Internet by
always-on broadband connections are vulnerable to attacks from zombies. The
doc isn't referring to the living dead but to virus-like infiltrators that
prey only on Windows PCs. They secretly install spam relays on computers they
infect.
So
the doctor recommends that Windows PCs that can't be turned off should at
least be disconnected from the Internet when they are sitting idle. But
better yet is the use of a switchable power strip; plug the computer into the
power strip and turn the strip on. When it's time to shut down your Windows
PC, wait until the PC is completely off, then turn off the power strip.
This will
keep zombies from turning Windows PCs on during the night. (The doc gets
asked this a lot: Can an invading program actually turn on a Windows PC? Yes.
automatic turn-on is a function of most modern PCs. You might not know how to
activate it, but zombies do.)
Apple's
Macintosh computers don't have this failing.
Nov. 3, 2004
Doc, in
following your instructions to obtain a printout of Internet Favorites, I got
a Web page of Favorites but found that the page does not display the actual
Web addresses. These only become accessible if I right click on an individual
site name and then click the Properties tab. Am I missing something here? --
B.S., via netzero.net.
Internet
Explorer's many faults do not include its printing performance. One option that
will rescue this is IE's ability to print a table of links. The doctor loved
this function before he switched to Firefox and wishes Firefox could pick it
up. Open the Favorites page you created, choose "Print" from the
"File" menu and choose the option to print a table of links. The
addresses will appear at the bottom of the printed version of the bookmarks.
Nov. 7, 2000
I've
been using the PC's at Manlius Library for the past couple of years. I'm
thinking of buying my own PC, mainly for surfing, and to copy about 10,000
architectural 35mm slides of Europe. Some of these slides are now nearing 45
years of age. While I knew of digital cameras, I only became aware of slide
scanners thru what your partner wrote in the newspaper.
I'd like
to get together with you to get your opinion. Let me at least have the
opportunity to treat you to a lunch. -- L.W.S, via Mail2Web
The
doctor admires the courage L.W.S. is showing. A project requiring the
scanning of 10,000 slides would make even the toughest digital internist
faint from exhaustion. The doc used his little calculator to see how long
such a project would take, and here are his results:
If
you could scan a slide every three minutes, five days a week, eight hours a
day, without a vacation, taking only minimal coffee breaks, leaving out all
donut breaks and most trips to the water cooler and the bathroom, you'd be
scanning slides for about six months before you got them done.
More
realistically, considering the lure of coffee, walks in the park and the
normal pace of a real life, the doc estimates that scanning 10,000 slides
would take you a year and a half of continual work. Clearly that's not what
you want to do. The Central New York PC Users Group will be able to steer you
to a commercial shop that can handle this task. For information, go to
www.cnypcug.org.
As
for lunch, the doctor thanks you for the kindness, but he must decline.
(The
doc extends his kindest appreciation to the folks who wrote to tell him that
his original calculations in this reply were wrong. They were so wrong, in
fact, that the doctor even heard from his college algebra instructor, a
gentleman well into his senior years, who threatened to remove all traces of
the doc's sterling grades from the school's files if the doc didn't quickly
make amends.)
Nov. 15, 2000
Which is the
better way of going about cleaning the heads on your VCR? should they need
it. Do you think that buying a head cleaning tape does the trick, or does the
old "do-it-yourself" cotton-swab maneuver work? -- P.P., via
Hotmail
The
doctor likes the idea of head-cleaning tapes for VCRs. Getting a cotton swab
into the innards of a video recorder can take all the talents of an operating
room and can leave fuzz in the wrong places. But some folks are talented at
this sort of thing. The doc's prescription: Keep your fingers, hands, toes
and swabs out of the VCR unless you KNOW what you are doing.
Nov. 15, 2000
If you
were to shut your eyes and direct them straight at the sun continuously (when
it is at it's strongest in a hot country like Mauritius) for a few hours,
then how dangerous is this in terms of UV exposure to the eyes (not the
eyelids).
Attempting
to get a quick tan on my face, i did exactly this for a few days, until i
felt small sharp pains in my eyes and then i stopped. Since then, i have had
no problems.(and intend to fully protect my eyes from now on !) -- S.D., via
FSnet (London, England)
The
good doctor is a techno-physician and not the other kind, so his advice is
purely speculation, and you should ask a medical doctor. But the eyelids are
known to provide protection from most UV rays. The layer of skin is not thick
enough to protect against all the rays, so you could get some small effects,
none permanent, from this. Sun glasses are CHEAP and very useful. Use them
next time.
Nov. 17, 2004
I have a
722c HP DeskJet printer that I bought in the early '90s. I ran out of ink
last week, so I went to Best Buy to get some. They were sold out of what I
needed, so I talked to a salesman to see when they would get more. As we were
talking, he told me that they had much better printers on sale for $80. He
said they have many more dots per inch than what I have. I do not have a
digital camera. I mostly print pictures off the internet for CDs I make.
Should I invest in a new printer or would Internet pictures look the same? --
B.D., via Road Runner
The
doc is sure a new printer will do a better job than B.D.'s decade-old model,
but he warns that the real cost of an ink jet printer is what you pay for ink
over the life of the unit. Good inkjet printers usually don't consume any
more ink than lousy ones, so over a period of, say, five or six years the
cost of the printer is almost insignificant compared with the cost of ink.
In
other words, the doc recommends buying a good printer, not a cheap one.
Factoring in the cost of ink, a good printer might set you back $1,400 over
four or five years, while a cheap printer might cost you $1,300. That's
hardly enough difference per month to make the poor quality and low-end
features of a cheap printer worth considering.
Nov. 20, 2002
I've been to three
computer stores and a dozen Web sites trying to get the answer to a puzzle
posed by one of my students. No one seems to know. So it's up to you, doc.
Here's
the puzzle: If User A has a 15-inch computer monitor and User B has a 21-inch
monitor, does User B's monitor have more pixels per inch? Don't misunderstand
what is being asked here. User A has a smaller monitor so of course his
monitor has fewer pixels overall. But measured across the screen, don't both
monitors have the same number of pixels in each inch?
We're
counting on you, doctor. My students and I are waiting for your answer. --
J.T., Toronto
The
answer is both deceptively simple and treacherously complicated. (The doc
loves such dichotomies.) All other things being equal, monitors would have
about the same number of pixels (separate picture elements) per inch.
Consider them to be like window screens. No matter how large or small the screen
is, it will have the same number of mosqels (mosquito elements) per inch.
Making the window screen larger in overall dimensions doesn't change the
number of mosqels per inch.
But,
alas, computer screens are not as simple as window screens. As monitors get
larger, they get more expensive; because they are making a more expensive
product, manufacturers automatically design it better. And that means they
usually design it to show more detail in every inch of screen real estate.
In
other words, larger display screens usually have more pixels per inch.
Here
is a typical listing of pixels per inch (ppi) of various screen sizes, at
resolutions typical for each size:
14-inch
screen at 800X600 resolution: 78 ppi
15-inch
screen at 1024X786 resolution: 93 ppi
17-inch
screen at 1024X768 resolution: 81 ppi
17-inch
screen at 1152X864 resolution: 91 ppi
19-inch
screen at 1152X864 resolution: 81 ppi
19-inch
screen at 1280X960 resolution: 90 ppi
21-inch
screen at 1280X960 resolution: 81 ppi
21-inch
screen at 1600X1200 resolution: 101 ppi
Nov. 21, 1999
We have
an iMac, but we will be going on a fairly extended vacation and I want to get
a notebook computer that is PC-based because I have a program that I want to
run when we return. In the meantime our daughter has moved to Bali,
Indonesia, and the only way we can contact her is via the Internet. We also
want to contact the people who will be checking on our property while we are
gone, and my husband would like to be able to keep track of his financial
business while we are away. We would like to get a used notebook computer.
What are your feelings and where in the Syracuse area would be best place to
look? -- P.S. via Road Runner
The
doctor likes computers. But taking along a notebook computer on a very long
trip for the reasons P.S. gives is not the doc's idea of fun. Notebook
computers are even less reliable than desktop computers, and they cost about
$1,000 more on average. If that's not enough to convince you, consider that they
are far more expensive to repair.
Basically,
people who travel should bring a notebook computer if they have no other way
of doing whatever they want to do. A telephone call once a week will work
fine for contacting people who are checking on property, and phone calls can
handle financial business, too. (The telephone did fine for a century or
more, in fact.)
The
daughter who can't be reached otherwise presents a different problem. The doc
knows a lot of people who insist that e-mail is the only way to reach them,
and every one of them is telling a gentle fib. Phone calls should work in
this situation, too.
Used
computers are no bargain unless they are very, very cheap. By
"cheap" the doc means all but free. A used desktop computer that's
a year or two old should not sell for more than a few hundred dollars.
A
used notebook computer? The doctor prescribes a brisk walk -- in a direction
opposite that of the seller of the used notebook PC. Notebook PCs take too
much abuse and cost far too much to fix. Get a new one. The doc likes iBook
computers from Apple. They'll run any Windows program if you pay $50 extra
(and if you already have a Windows installation CD). Otherwise you pay $150
extra.
Nov. 28, 2001
Can an outside
source get access to my "cookies" and from that determine what
sites I have visited? More importantly, would this outside source also be
able to get, and use, my e-mail address by accessing my cookies? How can
anyone get into my cookies list without knowing my e-mail address? -- F.Z.N,
via MSN
An
outside source gets at the Web cookies already. That's what cookies are for.
They're created by your Web browser at the request of a Web site so that the
Web site can track you in one way or another.
The
doctor regrets to inform F.Z.N. that sites are able to get hold of e-mail
addresses in a variety of ways, whether through cookies or not. A site that
requests a cookie is able to read that cookie and any others (previous ones,
for example) it asked your browser to create. If the cookie contains an
e-mail address, it can be read by that site.
Worse
yet, if your browser is sloppy (and most current ones are), it can pass along
information about you from one site to the next. Windows users should use
Cookie Pal or WebWasher to guard their privacy. Both products are mentioned
in the Internet column in this issue.
Nov. 28, 2001
I saw somewhere that
when you go to Web sites it's better to avoid clicking on your Favorites menu
or toolbar button and instead just type in the Web name. They say it's more
dependable. Is that true, doc? -- Dan, via Dreamscape
The
doc would love to find little tricks that keep Windows 95, 98 and Me from
acting like Windows 95, 98 and Me, but this one isn't even in the running.
It's a hoax.
Dec. 15, 2004
I'd like
to wish you and your wife all the best this season and to thank you for all
the help and valuable information you put on the 'Net every week. You're a
wonderful asset. PS: Your mother told me to say this. -- J.M., via
jetstream.net.
The
doc's mom is always interfering with things. But the good electrophysician
loves her dearly anyway.
Dec. 20 , 2000
In looking for
temporary files to delete, I came across over 5,000 files in the Temporary
Internet Files folder in Windows. Most are GIF files (images) and some are
cookies and other stuff. I cannot delete them the way I can delete other
files. Windows won't let me delete them all at once. Should I not worry about
them or is there some way to delete them in mass? -- W.B., via Road Runner
Deleting
them in Massachusetts is a fine idea, W.B. Oh, sorry. The doctor needs to be
more serious. No matter which Web browser you are using, you should always
deal with Web-cache files through the browser's own menus. Don't delete them
yourself. In some cases, the operating system won't even let you delete them
yourself.
Use
the menu. You'll find it under "Tools" or "Options" in
Internet Explorer and under "Edit" and then
"Preferences," then "Advanced" in Netscape Navigator.
You'll find an explanation of this here: www.technofileonline.com/texts/bit031499.html.
Dec. 26, 2001
I've noticed
that you and your buddy often mention Bratislava in your articles and on the
air. I thought you might like to know that Bratislava is a real place. It has
a real Web site, too: www.bratislava.sk. -- M.G., via Centrum.sk, Bratislava,
Slovakia
The
doc's references to Bratislava took advantage of a play on words. When the
doctor has written and talked about teenage hackers, he has sometimes
described the generic teen hacker as a "brat from Bratislava." The
doc meant no offense against Bratislavans. After looking at the city's Web
site, the doctor would hardly characterize the fine citizens depicted on the
Web in such a way again.
The
doc found it odd that no one from Bratislava had complained about the
insulting word, but further examination (lexicographically speaking, not on
an examination table, of course) turned up the fact that Bratislavans
consider "Brat" a friendly term. It means "brother" in
Slovakian slang.
May 30, 2001
I don't really
believe you exist. I always wondered how you could find the time to do so
many things. But I've figured it all out. I am convinced you are
computer-generated. -- J.P., via Road Runner
How
anyone could suggest that the doctor is not flesh and blood is hard to QUERTY
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May 22, 2002
For some
time, I have suspected that you and Al Fasoldt were one in the same. After
seeing a letter I wrote to Al Fasoldt featured prominently in the doctor's
newspaper column, I am convinced. -- J.U., via Road Runner
Al
Fasoldt and the good doctor are very close friends, but assumptions that they
are actually the same person masquerading as two individuals are bound to
lead to little more than confusion. Life is confusing enough without adding
this kind of strain.
Comments
Tom Andrews:
The retrospective
answered some questions, but left out some very important ones. For example,
how did the Doc come to start writing his column? Knowing the both of you as I
do, I'd speculate something like this: You consulted with the Doc during the
early years when you came across a particularly knotty problem in a letter,
probably 8 or 10 times a week. As one who knows it all, Doc gave you a
perfectly good answer to the question, and you'd pass it along to the
unsuspecting questioner. Unfortunately, there were far too many times when
you garbled the Doc's answer to the point of being beyond recognition. The
Doc, in self-defense, resorted to the if-you-want-something-done-right-you-have-to-do-it-yourself
philosophy, and a star was born. Am I close?
How is the Doc doing
these days, anyway? I hope he's doing something sensible, like meditating in
a Tibetan monastery. I worry that he'll try to drown his sorrows by prowling
the dark underbelly of the Internet, wreaking vigilante vengence on
unsuspecting spammers or swooping down on innocent spyware authors. Something
like that can only lead to trouble down the road. Please try to keep him in
check until he can handle his emotions, for the sake of the Internet if
nothing else. We need him. There are so many innocents left to save.
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